# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 224
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2026, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4461 "2026-02-04T15:33:08Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > “Still needs chilli…” I’ve had chili like that. I’ve made chili like that. Take it away @Ferris. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4462 "2026-02-04T23:00:29Z")
Thanks, @Tatterdemalion ! Not suggesting this is what you’ll look like _after_ that chilli… [![](https://www.almostsupermom.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/313116637_10159650792774702_8426011057774049481_n-scaled.jpg) ](https://www.almostsupermom.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/313116637_10159650792774702_8426011057774049481_n-scaled.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2026, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4463 "2026-02-04T23:09:44Z")
Well, at least the Smiths finally learned not to mess around with fire anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2026, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4464 "2026-02-04T23:10:03Z")
Just another erectile dysfunction drug ad. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4465 "2026-02-05T06:03:06Z")
🎶 “The ankle bone connected to the shin bone, the shin bone connected to the thigh bone …” 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4466 "2026-02-05T06:34:07Z")
In honor of Bob Weir’s passing, The Grating Dead. Too soon? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2026, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4467 "2026-02-05T19:18:43Z")
(Not in play) Where are some threads where we’ve discussed memes that are extremely common but factually incorrect? Skeletons that have mineralized ribs extending all the way to the sternum qualify. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4468 "2026-02-06T09:17:09Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Just another erectile dysfunction drug ad. Winner! You’re up, @Kent_Clark ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4469 "2026-02-06T18:03:09Z")
The winter games have begun! [![](https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/2743260/1584x1584/scale;webp=auto;jpeg_quality=60.jpg) ](https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/2743260/1584x1584/scale;webp=auto;jpeg_quality=60.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4470 "2026-02-06T19:30:14Z")
“No, number 16, the puck is NOT in there!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4471 "2026-02-07T02:07:49Z")
“And now the players are getting into position for the 2026 Olympics’ newest event, the SkiLuge.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4472 "2026-02-07T02:20:25Z")
Awright! Finally! Full-contact skiing! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4473 "2026-02-07T02:23:05Z")
The IOC should really revisit there decision to allow human centipedes to compete. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4474 "2026-02-07T16:56:33Z")
… the Agony of Defeat ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4475 "2026-02-08T01:53:35Z")
Many to choose from, but I like the idea of SkiLuge. The gold goes to @needscoffee > [@needscoffee](#): > > “And now the players are getting into position for the 2026 Olympics’ newest event, the SkiLuge.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4476 "2026-02-08T01:59:26Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/fwENzkD.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/fwENzkD.png) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4477 "2026-02-08T02:09:18Z")
“A few more finishing touches and I will no longer have to do my own flashing old ladies in the park.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4478 "2026-02-08T02:11:59Z")
As part of his plea bargain to avoid the death penalty, the serial killer demonstrated the various ways he poisoned his victims. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4479 "2026-02-08T13:04:57Z")
“After basting, cook the face at 325 degrees for 45 minutes, then increase to 425 for extra crispiness.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4480 "2026-02-08T18:29:25Z")
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