# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 226
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4501 "2026-02-12T23:27:18Z")
“My other car is a - - well, it’s a wheelbarrow.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4502 "2026-02-12T23:31:15Z")
A big influence in Noddy’s life was his uncle Sam. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2026, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4503 "2026-02-12T23:32:27Z")
Bib overalls are fine for everyday, but for Sundays and special occasions, something more formal is called for. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4504 "2026-02-13T00:05:22Z")
They figured out how to keep them home on the farm in England. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4505 "2026-02-13T20:41:16Z")
“Just like my crotch, this here tractor can pull up potatoes that are too big for their sacks.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4506 "2026-02-13T21:18:24Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > “My other car is a - - well, it’s a wheelbarrow.” Had a few laughs from these, but this one got the biggest one. You’re up, Kaylasdad99. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4507 "2026-02-14T13:45:21Z")
Thanks. Let’s see what we can make of this. [![](https://i.redd.it/0m8oihnem5vc1.png) ](https://i.redd.it/0m8oihnem5vc1.png) ---
**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4508 "2026-02-14T14:58:29Z")
Yuk! Enough Said. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4509 "2026-02-14T15:43:16Z")
The dog doesn’t like chunky. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4510 "2026-02-14T17:38:19Z")
Hair In A Jar was always only a temporary fix. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4511 "2026-02-14T17:46:10Z")
Well, that’s _one_ way to make an adult “Dennis the Menace” costume. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4512 "2026-02-14T18:54:28Z")
_"This_ is the shade of honey-blond I want my hair dyed." ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4513 "2026-02-14T21:07:52Z")
How do you like my tou-peanut? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4514 "2026-02-14T21:41:39Z")
Life hacks for when you forget to bring a hat. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4515 "2026-02-14T22:26:46Z")
After the first allergy test proved inconclusive, Chad decided to kick it up a notch. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4516 "2026-02-15T13:25:39Z")
“My mother chose Jif. Now look at my life.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4517 "2026-02-15T23:07:12Z")
Until you posted that, Chad and his allergy test was running strong. But you beat him out with this! You’re up, @Knowed_Out ! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4518 "2026-02-16T00:44:09Z")
I have questions [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/62613dffc9801_1ibt8rvdg2g81__700.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/62613dffc9801_1ibt8rvdg2g81__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4519 "2026-02-16T01:32:29Z")
“Yeah, I’d like a pizza delivered to Lexington and 43rd Street … er, Lexington and 44th Street … wait, make that 45th Street … um, 46th Street … Jeez, Billy, why did we have to take an express train? Hello? Yes, now to Lex and 49th …” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4520 "2026-02-16T04:08:14Z")
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