# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 229
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4561 "2026-02-24T18:38:31Z")
“Where’s that bigger boat?” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4562 "2026-02-24T19:10:13Z")
Bruce’s headshot showed off his lovely smile. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4563 "2026-02-24T19:15:41Z")
_“Smile, you son of a bitch.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4564 "2026-02-25T00:10:08Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Where’s that bigger boat?” Yeah, we’re gonna need it. You’re up @Knowed_Out. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4565 "2026-02-25T01:59:46Z")
Thanks Tat! [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/47577408_10158102367648345_47536869830819840_n-699465f0235a8__700.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/47577408_10158102367648345_47536869830819840_n-699465f0235a8__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4566 "2026-02-25T02:01:21Z")
“I _told_ you to lay off those habaneros, but _nooooo_!!!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4567 "2026-02-25T02:03:03Z")
“Do not, I repeat, _do not_ light a fart after eating grandma’s chili!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4568 "2026-02-25T02:04:26Z")
“Well, it must be springtime. The Deltas are doing their usual springtime pranks.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4569 "2026-02-25T02:05:10Z")
Then the terrible whirlwind subsided, the lid gently landed, and the Toilet of the Covenant was again secure. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4570 "2026-02-25T02:11:12Z")
“Well here’s your problem! Your Tidy Bowl man got his prop stuck in the flapper, overheated the outboard, and fire engulfed his vessel. Fella shoulda stuck to the bowl; leave the tricky stuff to the Tidy Tank man.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4571 "2026-02-25T03:52:13Z")
Amanda reflected on her shared living arrangements. “On the plus side, at least Gary put the lid down afterwards…” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4572 "2026-02-25T07:48:31Z")
Maybe we need to quit eating at the Chernobyl Downtown Diner. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4573 "2026-02-25T20:21:37Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > Amanda reflected on her shared living arrangements. “On the plus side, at least Gary put the lid down afterwards…” and @Ferris reveals his hand to be a Royal Flush. Grats! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4574 "2026-02-25T20:55:20Z")
Thanks, @Knowed_Out ! Have at it, captioneers! [![](https://focus.independent.ie/thumbor/97ytHKU0kOC_9gIe7rPMACVz8Kc=/0x306:4761x2932/960x640/prod-mh-ireland/40f9fefc-bd31-11ed-8ad5-0210609a3fe2.jpg) ](https://focus.independent.ie/thumbor/97ytHKU0kOC_9gIe7rPMACVz8Kc=/0x306:4761x2932/960x640/prod-mh-ireland/40f9fefc-bd31-11ed-8ad5-0210609a3fe2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4575 "2026-02-25T21:03:28Z")
Eh, must be Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4576 "2026-02-25T21:26:48Z")
Don’t stand under the airliner flying over when everyone flushes the crapper at once. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4577 "2026-02-25T23:48:11Z")
I got this for free at a bank giveaway and by golly, I’m going to use it! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4578 "2026-02-26T00:56:36Z")
The day Gene Kelly drowned… ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4579 "2026-02-26T06:25:01Z")
Thank goodness I remembered my umbrella! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4580 "2026-02-26T06:43:27Z")
“.. I can’t help but think Barb wanted to get me out of the house when she sent me downtown for some suntan lotion…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=228) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=230)