# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 231
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4601 "2026-03-02T22:46:05Z")
Chippy never got over losing out to Roddy McDowall for Planet of the Apes. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4602 "2026-03-02T22:52:13Z")
“When I was liberated by PETA they didn’t tell me I’d have to buy my own cigarettes from now on.” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4603 "2026-03-02T23:13:07Z")
Would you like to buy some insurance? I can save you more than $100 a year. Just sign here. (By the way, the picture really does remind me of a certain insurance salesman I used to know.) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4604 "2026-03-06T13:46:35Z")
@Lumpy, are you out there? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4605 "2026-03-06T22:14:37Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > @Lumpy, are you out there? I’m starting to wonder myself! Anyway, I was tickled by: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “When I was liberated by PETA they didn’t tell me I’d have to buy my own cigarettes from now on.” Be vewy quiet Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4606 "2026-03-06T22:24:13Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.tonermagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Bob_Dob_8.jpg) ](https://www.tonermagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Bob_Dob_8.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2026, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4607 "2026-03-06T22:29:24Z")
🎶“Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Skid Row Road?”🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4608 "2026-03-07T02:54:40Z")
Never bring a Muppet to a gun fight ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4609 "2026-03-07T03:55:18Z")
The Unusual Suspects ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4610 "2026-03-07T05:11:06Z")
“I already told you - the two guys in the striped shirts knocked us around, and then the one with the unibrow stole our garbage and cookies!” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4611 "2026-03-07T05:28:20Z")
At the lineup, Miss Piggy says it is definitely number 2. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2026, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4612 "2026-03-07T07:08:14Z")
Keyser Söze went to extreme lengths to hide his identity. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4613 "2026-03-08T02:26:27Z")
The greatest trick Mr. Snuffleupagus ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. The winner: > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Keyser Söze went to extreme lengths to hide his identity ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4614 "2026-03-08T07:35:15Z")
Thanks Elmer! Next up… [![](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1177473493/photo/raccoon-looking-out-of-a-trashcan.jpg?s=612x612&w=is&k=20&c=UiFQb0Uux1NgpSwMigxu9Yhrt2TQQiTnIB1x_FeMqNg=) ](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1177473493/photo/raccoon-looking-out-of-a-trashcan.jpg?s=612x612&w=is&k=20&c=UiFQb0Uux1NgpSwMigxu9Yhrt2TQQiTnIB1x_FeMqNg=) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4615 "2026-03-08T12:14:15Z")
I’m just filling in while Oscar goes shopping. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4616 "2026-03-08T15:47:12Z")
Ecch! Too fresh. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4617 "2026-03-08T16:21:39Z")
Is it 2028 yet? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4618 "2026-03-08T21:38:07Z")
Times were tough for Rocket after his gig with the Guardians ended. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4619 "2026-03-09T07:50:50Z")
Take it away, KC! ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4620 "2026-03-09T08:15:11Z")
That guy on the back of the trash truck sure got a surprise, didn’t he? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=230) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=232)