# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 232
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4621 "2026-03-09T15:08:30Z")
That was fun, let’s try something a little more action-oriented. [![](https://sfbluestocking.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/red-faced.jpg?w=672&h=372&crop=1) ](https://sfbluestocking.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/red-faced.jpg?w=672&h=372&crop=1) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4622 "2026-03-09T19:34:54Z")
It was dramatic, but this was the only way to get Turboman to apply deodorant to his underarms. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4623 "2026-03-09T19:37:50Z")
And \* **HERE’S** \* for Women only getting one day but Science Fiction gets a whole month! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4624 "2026-03-09T19:46:10Z")
“…and his robo-penis is THIS small!” “No it isn’t, you impudent snot!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4625 "2026-03-09T19:53:32Z")
The argument about whether that was a silver thong painted on his chest soon became heated. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2026, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4626 "2026-03-11T00:45:03Z")
Okay, @Dr.Winston_OBoogie, you may continue to smash the male patriarchy in this thread > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > And \* **HERE’S** \* for Women only getting one day but Science Fiction gets a whole month! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4627 "2026-03-11T16:53:19Z")
Thank you, thank you. How’s about this: [![](https://www.artsatl.org/wp-content/uploads/Odd-Couple-Spaghetti-Connected-noodle.jpg) ](https://www.artsatl.org/wp-content/uploads/Odd-Couple-Spaghetti-Connected-noodle.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2026, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4628 "2026-03-11T20:40:10Z")
Joseph and Stevie’s Famous Movie Scene Re-Creations #46: _Lady and the Tramp_. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4629 "2026-03-16T01:08:27Z")
Since this thread has lain fallow since Wednesday,. I hereby declare @Spoons as the winner, and designated to post the next entry. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4630 "2026-03-16T01:11:32Z")
I apologize, and agree. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4631 "2026-03-16T03:20:51Z")
Yep, I couldn’t come up with anything clever for that one. As usual, @Spoons nailed it! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4632 "2026-03-16T03:48:46Z")
Thanks! Though I don’t know if I nailed it, as much as I was the only entry. But let’s continue. Winter is coming to an end, but I think that there is still room for this: [![](https://www.toonpool.com/user/1017/files/create_your_own_caption_-snowman_2587365.jpg) ](https://www.toonpool.com/user/1017/files/create_your_own_caption_-snowman_2587365.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4633 "2026-03-16T04:26:32Z")
“And whose balls are those that you cut off for putting in that drink, eh?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4634 "2026-03-16T16:17:33Z")
“Bermuda? I keep hearing about snowmen who vanished without a trace in Bermuda!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4635 "2026-03-16T16:23:24Z")
“I’m worried about summering in Greenland this year because of the possibility of political instability.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4636 "2026-03-16T17:00:06Z")
No thank you. That stuff goes straight through me! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4637 "2026-03-16T17:11:29Z")
Trust me, Stan. If you go to Bermuda, you’ll be a puddle! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4638 "2026-03-17T04:53:25Z")
I think that @Lumpy is going to take it for this one: > [@Lumpy](#): > > “Bermuda? I keep hearing about snowmen who vanished without a trace in Bermuda!” Well done, **Lumpy**! And it’s your turn to post. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4639 "2026-03-17T15:31:13Z")
Thanks @Spoons! Continuing with a snow theme: [![](https://kdvr.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/11/2016/01/sculpture2.jpg) ](https://kdvr.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/11/2016/01/sculpture2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4640 "2026-03-17T21:16:08Z")
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