# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 235
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4681 "2026-03-30T05:08:30Z")
“I’m king of the world!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4682 "2026-03-30T05:32:56Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Five hundred yards… that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.” As a pedantic aside… that line has always bugged me. 500 yards isn’t even a third of a mile, let alone just shy of half. Still, I wouldn’t want to wade through a pipe full of shit that long. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4683 "2026-03-30T16:17:49Z")
Maybe if I make myself look really big, he’ll get scared away. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4684 "2026-03-31T02:16:33Z")
“Vote for me as mayor and I’ll ensure a bone _this big_ in every yard!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4685 "2026-03-31T02:33:19Z")
“Oh yeah, well I once caught a fish THIS big!” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4686 "2026-03-31T03:05:20Z")
It was a touch decision, but Kent\_Clark gets it. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4687 "2026-03-31T15:29:33Z")
Give me a minute here. . . ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4688 "2026-03-31T15:31:54Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > 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Those 1000 monkeys still have a ways to go before knocking out the first act of Hamlet. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4689 "2026-03-31T15:35:15Z")
Let’s try again. In celebration of baseball season [![](https://bleedingroyalblue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kc14.jpg) ](https://bleedingroyalblue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kc14.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4690 "2026-03-31T15:38:46Z")
The Phillies regretted their exhibition game with the Kankakee Caterpillars. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4691 "2026-03-31T15:46:54Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > In celebration of baseball season “FOUL!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4692 "2026-03-31T16:57:06Z")
"We’ve given Connor a sample of _Bunghole Beclean_. Let’s see if his fellow athlete notices the nice, fresh, lemony scent! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4693 "2026-03-31T17:03:07Z")
The first day of training exercises for joining the Trump administration wasn’t quite what the ex-Fox News reporters were anticipating. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4694 "2026-04-01T06:22:16Z")
The first day’s shoot for the new _Human Centipede_ sequel was rough on the stuntmen. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2026, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4695 "2026-04-01T21:39:02Z")
@Knowed_Out gets a nice, fresh, lemony W for this round. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > "We’ve given Connor a sample of _Bunghole Beclean_. Let’s see if his fellow athlete notices the nice, fresh, lemony scent! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4696 "2026-04-02T01:04:10Z")
What looms on the horizon? [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/69b7a68d82242_cringe-pics-jorishmctumbles__700.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/69b7a68d82242_cringe-pics-jorishmctumbles__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4697 "2026-04-02T01:44:42Z")
Despite clever graphics and age-appropriate writing _A Child’s Guide to the End of the World_ was not a success. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4698 "2026-04-02T15:56:57Z")
I wish we had worn masks. There are some really weird effects of Long COVID out there! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4699 "2026-04-02T22:47:33Z")
The new Covid variants seemed almost to come out if nowhere. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2026, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4700 "2026-04-02T23:46:42Z")
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