# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 236
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4701 "2026-04-03T01:57:37Z")
Let’s go with this one @kaylasdad99 ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4702 "2026-04-03T02:36:32Z")
I guess I’m too late, but I thought I’d add it anyway: Dr Seuss was somewhat lost that day. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4703 "2026-04-03T15:54:45Z")
Ta. [![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/editorials/icons/original/000/004/070/Weird-Images.jpg) ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/editorials/icons/original/000/004/070/Weird-Images.jpg) Please caption this heartbreaking farewell diptych. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4704 "2026-04-03T16:36:31Z")
Donna hated to end the relationship, but Dave made her feel things she never felt before. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2026, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4705 "2026-04-03T21:04:24Z")
“Kinky too! Kinky too! SQUAWK!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4706 "2026-04-04T19:39:21Z")
“Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool Loving both of you is breaking all the rules…in, at least, a dozen states.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2026, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4707 "2026-04-04T23:57:28Z")
Brenda’s love of balloons was making this a heartwrenching choice. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2026, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4708 "2026-04-05T22:10:29Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Kinky too! Kinky too! SQUAWK!” You’re up @Knowed_Out . ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4709 "2026-04-06T00:47:38Z")
Thankee [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/cringe-pics-jorishmctumbles-41-69aa925ff20b0__700.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/cringe-pics-jorishmctumbles-41-69aa925ff20b0__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4710 "2026-04-06T00:54:34Z")
Just one of the Michelin Man’s many illegitimate children. His excuse: “but I wore a rubber!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4711 "2026-04-06T01:04:58Z")
“Sorry I didn’t have a second helmet.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4712 "2026-04-06T01:07:32Z")
“Are we there yet? I’m tired!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4713 "2026-04-06T05:33:15Z")
He goes where Hell’s Angels fear to tread. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4714 "2026-04-06T09:04:56Z")
What happens when you try to limit car pools to vehicles with at least four tires. ---
**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4715 "2026-04-06T14:58:28Z")
That should be good for two tire rotations. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4716 "2026-04-07T00:12:14Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > He goes where Hell’s Angels fear to tread. All good, but @iamatractorboy gets the stick. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4717 "2026-04-07T05:36:10Z")
Thanks! I thought my pun (actually I’m not even sure it qualifies as one) was a little too tortured but seems I got away with it! Since space seems to be in the news at the momentfor some reason, how about… [![](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/878003842/photo/office-worker-wearing-astronaut-space-helmet.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=is&k=20&c=4B1nm1O-gylnKK6M7Yf0m5zI6Xs8wySChBnwxEmrqdY=) ](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/878003842/photo/office-worker-wearing-astronaut-space-helmet.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=is&k=20&c=4B1nm1O-gylnKK6M7Yf0m5zI6Xs8wySChBnwxEmrqdY=) ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4718 "2026-04-07T05:58:48Z")
Hat etiquette: take your hat off at the office. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4719 "2026-04-07T06:05:13Z")
To paperwork … and _beyonnnnd!_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4720 "2026-04-07T14:50:59Z")
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