# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 237
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4721 "2026-04-07T16:35:28Z")
“I signed up for the Artemis mission and all I got was a bunch of fuel requisition forms and this lousy helmet.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4722 "2026-04-08T06:58:15Z")
Tony wasn’t as worried about ‘Oxygen-free Fridays’ as the rest of the sales team. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4723 "2026-04-08T13:18:26Z")
Got to give it to Ferris, a proper chuckle from that one! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4724 "2026-04-08T16:05:31Z")
Yes. Daft Punk _do_ write their own songs. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4725 "2026-04-08T20:55:39Z")
Thanks, @iamatractorboy ! Next up: [![](https://www.polarityrecords.com/uploads/7/9/7/0/7970819/4406204_orig.jpg) ](https://www.polarityrecords.com/uploads/7/9/7/0/7970819/4406204_orig.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4726 "2026-04-08T22:23:27Z")
People would pay “Cacophony” Jones for three minutes of silence. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4727 "2026-04-09T00:18:25Z")
The earliest models of universal gyms didn’t have a spot for a radio. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4728 "2026-04-09T00:37:29Z")
“Pffft! Jimmy Page? You haven’t heard ‘Stairway to Heaven’ until you’ve heard _my_ version!” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2026, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4729 "2026-04-09T00:49:05Z")
AI can never replace the one man band street performer. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4730 "2026-04-10T00:38:50Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > People would pay “Cacophony” Jones for three minutes of silence. Nice! @Lumpy can use the ‘quiet time’ to find us a new picture. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4731 "2026-04-10T03:43:05Z")
Thanks @Ferris (My entry, even though ineligible for the win: “… but he was a lousy tipper”. [![](https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/06/32/88/60/1000_F_632886040_cOXHHBlM6kqXpYnVFFEl9qrnnTXSHDpm.jpg) ](https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/06/32/88/60/1000_F_632886040_cOXHHBlM6kqXpYnVFFEl9qrnnTXSHDpm.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4732 "2026-04-10T03:48:51Z")
“One more thing … I’ll need a wafer-thin mint.” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4733 "2026-04-10T05:12:28Z")
Where’s the Beef? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4734 "2026-04-10T11:30:54Z")
“Where’s me Diet Coke?” ---
**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4735 "2026-04-10T13:38:44Z")
Hey, where the rest of my order? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4736 "2026-04-10T16:37:01Z")
“Going vegan wasn’t nearly as hard as I was afraid it would be.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4737 "2026-04-10T17:10:25Z")
Where’s me Ozempic? ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2026, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4738 "2026-04-10T17:28:12Z")
For a moment, Donald wondered if he was exploiting the restaurant’s all-you-can-eat buffet a little too much, but then he thought “…nah!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2026, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4739 "2026-04-11T20:46:05Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “Going vegan wasn’t nearly as hard as I was afraid it would be.” I thought this response stood out. Up, up and away @Kent_Clark ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2026, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4740 "2026-04-11T23:55:56Z")
Thanks. And while we’re thinking about eating [![](https://www.snexplores.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2023/06/1030_TF_carnivorous_plants_feat-1.jpg?w=1030) ](https://www.snexplores.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2023/06/1030_TF_carnivorous_plants_feat-1.jpg?w=1030) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=236) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=238)