# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 238
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4741 "2026-04-12T01:02:19Z")
I wouldn’t eat you 'cause you’re so tough. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4742 "2026-04-12T01:07:48Z")
Did you say you MET Seymour, or you ET Seymour? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4743 "2026-04-12T02:18:25Z")
“Ooh, my dietician would be so mad if he found out! Still, she _is_ only wafer thin.” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4744 "2026-04-12T02:31:05Z")
No! I’m not going to show you my boobs! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4745 "2026-04-12T03:21:41Z")
🎶 _Suppertime! Yes it’s suppertime,_ _Oh why is suppertime the very best time of day?_ 🎶 Oops, sorry. Wrong musical. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2026, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4746 "2026-04-12T07:09:48Z")
Ooh, looks like you have a cavity… have you seen a dentist lately? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4747 "2026-04-13T00:46:14Z")
@kaylasdad99 gets the nod for the worst pun of the day. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > “Ooh, my dietician would be so mad if he found out! Still, she _is_ only wafer thin.” Take it away! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4748 "2026-04-13T11:20:04Z")
Ta. What’s going on here? [![](https://preview.redd.it/p58ozoquvgd31.png?auto=webp&s=84d386f959326ad8fee31e366edd5d91419330ba) ](https://preview.redd.it/p58ozoquvgd31.png?auto=webp&s=84d386f959326ad8fee31e366edd5d91419330ba) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4749 "2026-04-13T13:31:31Z")
Bojack’s depravity knew no bounds. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4750 "2026-04-13T21:18:22Z")
He asked the size of his cob and got an earful. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4751 "2026-04-13T21:55:34Z")
Asses are as asses do. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4752 "2026-04-13T21:59:40Z")
After this was shown to the jury, Children’s Protection Services went back to using dolls to act out testimony. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4753 "2026-04-13T22:48:03Z")
(Not in play: I was trying to think of something along these lines. Bravo @Kent_Clark !) ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2026, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4754 "2026-04-14T01:56:57Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > After this was shown to the jury, Children’s Protection Services went back to using dolls to act out testimony. If it was up to me, this would be the clear winner. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4755 "2026-04-15T03:15:49Z")
It IS up to me, and I concur. @Kent_Clark , you’re up ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4756 "2026-04-15T15:36:24Z")
Thank you to all. Next up, it’s tax day here in the U.S. What do you have? [![](https://knowablemagazine.org/docserver/fulltext/10.1146/knowable-102417-172415/tax-payment-to-a-lord.jpg) ](https://knowablemagazine.org/docserver/fulltext/10.1146/knowable-102417-172415/tax-payment-to-a-lord.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4757 "2026-04-15T17:20:04Z")
“You won’t you take magic beans for payment anymore?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4758 "2026-04-15T19:35:52Z")
“Why don’t you have a big chest like Theodoric behind you? I like big chests.” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4759 "2026-04-15T19:44:36Z")
“And what did you bring for my dog?” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4760 "2026-04-15T20:52:38Z")
You appear to have stepped in my dog’s shit. Sorry about that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=237) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=239)