# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 239
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4761 "2026-04-16T17:02:27Z")
@DrDeth seems to have captured the spirit of the artwork. > [@DrDeth](#): > > “And what did you bring for my dog?” We will see you now, Doctor ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4762 "2026-04-17T17:36:30Z")
Maybe @DrDeth doesn’t know that as the winner, he supplies the next picture. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4763 "2026-04-17T19:34:10Z")
Johnny Carson “I did not know that”. [![](https://dl2.myminifactory.com/object-assets/61f6c4ac52a83/images/dsc03521-2.jpg) ](https://dl2.myminifactory.com/object-assets/61f6c4ac52a83/images/dsc03521-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4764 "2026-04-17T19:54:13Z")
… from the manga version of _The Rocky Horror Picture Show_ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4765 "2026-04-17T20:05:22Z")
“My shoulders needed better protection so I repurposed.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4766 "2026-04-17T21:41:41Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Johnny Carson “I did not know that”. [not in play] And after 24 hours, you choose your favorite caption and post it. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4767 "2026-04-18T00:34:04Z")
Winner of the 2026 New Year’s Snow Sculpture contest, although some contestants objected. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4768 "2026-04-18T04:35:04Z")
Jane thought the blue light level setting on her smartphone could perhaps be reduced a notch. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4769 "2026-04-18T04:38:57Z")
This is what happens when you give Rob Liefeld a 3-D printer. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4770 "2026-04-18T18:44:54Z")
Winner- Russ Meyer special award. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4771 "2026-04-19T10:38:53Z")
and that would be…? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4772 "2026-04-19T18:38:58Z")
Sorry, I know I picked a bad picture. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > and that would be…? Russ Meyer was known for cheap R rated films with lots of nudity and big breasts. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4773 "2026-04-19T19:01:30Z")
@DrDeth, you need to choose a winner. It’s helpful to either reply to their post, quote their post, or @ them in your post, so they know they’ve been picked. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4774 "2026-04-19T19:08:05Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Winner of the 2026 New Year’s Snow Sculpture contest, although some contestants objected. Winner, winner, but no chicken dinner. So, you pick the next one. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4775 "2026-04-19T21:11:18Z")
Okay, lessee: “inappropriate statuary”… hmm, the problem is selecting one that’s postable here. Let’s try– [![](https://methodshop.com/wp-content/uploads/baby-eater.jpg) ](https://methodshop.com/wp-content/uploads/baby-eater.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4776 "2026-04-19T21:24:03Z")
A Modest Statue ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4777 "2026-04-19T23:43:43Z")
“Hmmmm, my offspring might usurp me like I did my dad, so better eat them while they’re tender.” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4778 "2026-04-19T23:55:52Z")
Tastes like Spam. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4779 "2026-04-20T13:13:25Z")
“Pretty tasty. What’s for afters?” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2026, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4780 "2026-04-20T14:07:25Z")
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