# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 241
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4801 "2026-04-27T16:49:30Z")
Ta. Sorry for the delay. Sometimes life just happens while you’re making other plans. [![](https://thepopularlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/shutterstock_260998508.jpg) ](https://thepopularlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/shutterstock_260998508.jpg) Arf? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4802 "2026-04-27T17:08:23Z")
Not exactly the enchanted “Prince” the princess was hoping for when she kissed the frog. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4803 "2026-04-27T18:14:44Z")
Another teleportation experiment gone awry. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4804 "2026-04-27T19:47:36Z")
I wanted a dog that could swim underwater and the GMO laboratory sent me this. I call him Puddles. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4805 "2026-04-27T20:28:23Z")
Don’t feed your dog _Lucky Charms_! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4806 "2026-04-27T21:53:21Z")
When Dobby the House Elf wandered into the wrong ‘Transformation Spell’ tutorial. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4807 "2026-04-28T01:44:13Z")
Tired of peeing where all the other dogs had gone, Rex decided to mark higher territory. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2026, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4808 "2026-04-28T06:06:14Z")
Khala khala khala khala khala chameleon ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4809 "2026-04-29T02:19:59Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Another teleportation experiment gone awry. You’re up, @Quondam_Mechanic . ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4810 "2026-04-29T03:07:00Z")
Thanks! Myself, I have no idea about this one, but maybe y’all do. [![](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/odd-photos-wwII-10.webp) ](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/odd-photos-wwII-10.webp) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4811 "2026-04-29T03:21:07Z")
Fritz and his cat trying out for a part in “Springtime for Hitler”. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4812 "2026-04-29T03:24:15Z")
They hadn’t quite figured out cosplay by the 1943 Worldcon. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4813 "2026-04-29T10:35:49Z")
The _Ratatouille_ sequel introduced new antagonists for Remy and Linguini to deal with. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4814 "2026-04-29T10:38:08Z")
“I, for one, welcome our cat overlords.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4815 "2026-04-29T11:08:34Z")
(_Spoken by the cat_) “I gotta get to the vet and have this thing removed from my ass.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4816 "2026-04-29T16:24:03Z")
Deleted Monty Python skit about the WW2 “Katzengruppe” corps. ---
**Author:** ![IMadeLem0nade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imadelem0nade/32/19241_2.png) [@IMadeLem0nade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IMadeLem0nade)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4817 "2026-04-29T18:44:18Z")
The cat forced me to do it (don’t pick me I won’t respond, I just wanted to submit something) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4818 "2026-04-29T21:01:32Z")
By 1945 the German Wehrmacht faced severe shortages of everything except boots and cat food. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2026, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4819 "2026-04-30T02:08:48Z")
Klaus is the latest recruit to the Kältehosenlos-Schwarzkatzenbataillon. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4820 "2026-04-30T02:28:02Z")
Just in time! I was wondering about picking maybe **Kent\_Clark** or **DrDeth** but with yet better German, the prize goes to Ferris for > [@Ferris](#): > > Klaus is the latest recruit to the Kältehosenlos-Schwarzkatzenbataillon. _Sie haben gewonnen._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=240) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=242)