# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 243
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4841 "2026-05-02T17:32:16Z")
“Tell Gene Hackman to stop messing with my hat!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4842 "2026-05-02T19:54:55Z")
Pro tip: when you talk to a guy and he all the sudden crawls under a car, you about to eat 10 million bullets. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4843 "2026-05-03T01:01:36Z")
“Hurry up! We promised to meet up with Sonny Corleone at the tollbooth to the Parkway.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4844 "2026-05-03T22:29:55Z")
Time to wrap this one up. They were all great, and it was difficult to choose, but this caption is goint to take this round: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “Hurry up! We promised to meet up with Sonny Corleone at the tollbooth to the Parkway.” Your turn, @Kent_Clark ! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4845 "2026-05-04T01:12:16Z")
Let’s go another round with movie stills. [![](https://cdn.britannica.com/56/80056-050-1ED31880/Alfred-Abel-Brigitte-Helm-Rudolf-Klein-Rogge-Metropolis-1927.jpg) ](https://cdn.britannica.com/56/80056-050-1ED31880/Alfred-Abel-Brigitte-Helm-Rudolf-Klein-Rogge-Metropolis-1927.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4846 "2026-05-04T02:33:16Z")
“ I go by “Shepio” now.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4847 "2026-05-04T05:39:36Z")
“I think you’ll find, Mr. Tibbet, that your wife’s new, _improved_ chastity belt will be impervious to mailmen when you’re next out of town!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4848 "2026-05-04T10:07:50Z")
_Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,_ _If I only had a heart_ ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4849 "2026-05-04T20:00:30Z")
“It’s gonna shock me when I shake that hand, isnt it?” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4850 "2026-05-04T20:21:57Z")
The future Marty and Dr Brown are casting the new Tin Babe for the 2300 remake of the Wizard of Oz. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2026, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4851 "2026-05-05T00:48:21Z")
I commend all of you for your excellent submissions, but today is May the Fourth, so I’ll award this to @Elmer_J.Fudd > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “ I go by “Shepio” now.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2026, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4852 "2026-05-05T01:06:19Z")
Thanks! [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-2.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2026, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4853 "2026-05-05T01:21:25Z")
All that really matters is that Christopher got the emergency sewing kit that his date told him to bring in time for tonight’s prom! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2026, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4854 "2026-05-05T01:37:56Z")
“Guess what sweetie! I got our first wedding gift!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4855 "2026-05-06T05:09:59Z")
Super-suave criminal, Jack ‘The Needle’ Brandt managed to hide the hijacked SWAT truck and repair his tuxedo without any of the officers noticing. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4856 "2026-05-06T21:49:02Z")
The winner: > [@Ferris](#): > > Super-suave criminal, Jack ‘The Needle’ Brandt managed to hide the hijacked SWAT truck and repair his tuxedo without any of the officers noticing. Sneaky SWAT, using UPS trucks for cover… ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4857 "2026-05-07T00:58:17Z")
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd ! Perhaps Jack’s next mission…? [![](https://img.ifunny.co/images/d756204124314148063461dea9f6e49f09ce0471e23d0b8c5b65b52b8b5c208d_1.jpg) ](https://img.ifunny.co/images/d756204124314148063461dea9f6e49f09ce0471e23d0b8c5b65b52b8b5c208d_1.jpg) Sorry, couldn’t quickly find a way to remove the real caption at the top of the image. I’m at work so can’t devote as much time to important SDMB work as I’d like… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4858 "2026-05-07T02:40:35Z")
What happened when Borat was appointed Minister of War. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4859 "2026-05-07T03:14:55Z")
“The Russians were tired of the Ukrainains towing off their tanks with tractors, so they went one better…” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4860 "2026-05-07T09:44:22Z")
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