# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 244
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4861 "2026-05-07T10:21:21Z")
“Fire that puppy up! Oh, wait …” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4862 "2026-05-07T15:54:08Z")
Russia didn’t take Kazakhstan’s threat to impound property for non-payment of leases seriously, until… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4863 "2026-05-07T21:47:17Z")
Ahmed never even noticed the new stealth bomber. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4864 "2026-05-07T23:42:47Z")
Something tells me that "Drone"dary is not the answer. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4865 "2026-05-08T06:50:16Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Ahmed never even noticed the new stealth bomber. Made me giggle! @needscoffee - you’re up. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4866 "2026-05-08T17:11:40Z")
Thanks! Here you go: [![](https://i.imgur.com/ebZQCgi.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/ebZQCgi.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4867 "2026-05-08T19:28:09Z")
Old School Republicans greet the new Southern Strategy. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4868 "2026-05-08T20:27:46Z")
Sir, I’ll won’t tell you again, no tie, no entry. Good day to you! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4869 "2026-05-09T01:02:11Z")
“Excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about Our Lord and Savior, Reptilicus?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4870 "2026-05-09T02:59:25Z")
“Ask your doctor about Venenum®. Rare side effects can include…” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4871 "2026-05-09T05:34:38Z")
“My wife! And my best friend! And…what’s my lawyer doing here?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4872 "2026-05-09T05:43:42Z")
Nothing kills the mood at a small college faculty mixer like a visit from the Philosophy department. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4873 "2026-05-09T19:42:28Z")
These are all hilarious! Tough choice. @Elmer_J.Fudd wins it by a nose with > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about Our Lord and Savior, Reptilicus?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4874 "2026-05-09T20:26:01Z")
Thanks! [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/115-654240c2f420a__700.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/115-654240c2f420a__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4875 "2026-05-09T21:12:28Z")
“Gladys! The Easter bunny was here!” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4876 "2026-05-10T00:21:50Z")
“No, you fool, it is keeping all your eggs in one _basket_!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4877 "2026-05-10T00:43:36Z")
“No bacon?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4878 "2026-05-10T01:11:34Z")
“Turns out that one-night stand just used me to fertilize her spawn”. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4879 "2026-05-10T01:43:44Z")
“Honey, that bedbug zapper I made had a weird side effect!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4880 "2026-05-10T01:46:43Z")
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