# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 245
**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4881 "2026-05-10T01:49:25Z")
Well, that settles it, the eggs came before the chicken! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4882 "2026-05-10T01:50:34Z")
“I found where Granny hid the Easter eggs!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4883 "2026-05-10T01:52:45Z")
“It’s supposed to keep me from snoring.” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4884 "2026-05-10T01:58:50Z")
> [@J-P\_L](#): > > Well, that settles it, the eggs came before the chicken! No! Cecil himself said that the chicken has to get laid before the egg can be. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4885 "2026-05-10T02:03:24Z")
“My wife thinks she’s a chicken?” “Have you taken her to a psychiatrist?” “I would, but we need the eggs.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4886 "2026-05-10T02:27:46Z")
“The eggs are all on my half of the bed again! Why can’t those stupid chickens ever get to the other side?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4887 "2026-05-10T02:28:57Z")
“Why must I always walk on eggshells around you?” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4888 "2026-05-10T08:46:28Z")
Incubator? What incubator? We don’t need an incubator. Another week and we’ll be up to our asses in Rhode Island Reds. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4889 "2026-05-10T08:56:54Z")
“I said I wanted breakfast in bed, and it was to include eggs. I didn’t expect this!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4890 "2026-05-10T21:41:15Z")
Chad was later able to truthfully claim he’d ‘had dozens of chicks in his bed’. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4891 "2026-05-10T21:47:27Z")
The winner! > [@Ferris](#): > > Chad was later able to truthfully claim he’d ‘had dozens of chicks in his bed’. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4892 "2026-05-10T22:49:11Z")
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd ! Next up: [![](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article32097719.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200f/0_Monkeys-are-seen-eating-fruits-and-vegetables-during-the.jpg) ](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article32097719.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200f/0_Monkeys-are-seen-eating-fruits-and-vegetables-during-the.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4893 "2026-05-10T23:22:00Z")
With enemies like Makisig’s, it pays to have your squad of trained monkeys inspect the caterer’s food before you eat it. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4894 "2026-05-10T23:24:28Z")
Indiana Jones, having once had “bad figs” now has an army of taste testers." ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4895 "2026-05-11T00:00:31Z")
“Untouched by human hands”. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4896 "2026-05-11T23:30:06Z")
The brunch menu was satisfactory, but the customers grew upset because they couldn’t get mimosas. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2026, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4897 "2026-05-12T04:52:49Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “Untouched by human hands”. @Lumpy takes it (the round, not the food)! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4898 "2026-05-13T22:13:26Z")
Gentle nudge to @Lumpy - do you want to put up the next pic? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4899 "2026-05-14T00:45:31Z")
Sorry, I had to take a 48-hour vacation from going online; long story. [![](https://as1.ftcdn.net/jpg/07/21/52/06/1000_F_721520607_4PsQ4y76RWevm0S2AM8HjeyKtDnyNhyb.jpg) ](https://as1.ftcdn.net/jpg/07/21/52/06/1000_F_721520607_4PsQ4y76RWevm0S2AM8HjeyKtDnyNhyb.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4900 "2026-05-14T00:47:43Z")
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