# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 247
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4921 "2026-05-17T23:52:23Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels”. to you @Lumpy ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4922 "2026-05-18T01:32:41Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WGCJhwv3icY/maxresdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WGCJhwv3icY/maxresdefault.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4923 "2026-05-18T01:42:40Z")
“You’re a good boy aren’t you. Mind if I sniff your butt?” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4924 "2026-05-18T10:43:44Z")
The modern treatment for canine constipation. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4925 "2026-05-18T12:30:22Z")
When you turn up at the Halloween party and realise you forgot your costume. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4926 "2026-05-18T21:58:12Z")
“Constipation gone buddy?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4927 "2026-05-19T15:33:11Z")
Okay, I’m giving it to: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “You’re a good boy aren’t you. Mind if I sniff your butt?” My own caption would have been “what your pet sees when they hear you say the word ‘vet’”. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4928 "2026-05-19T16:59:34Z")
Keeping with the strange… [![](https://www.motherjones.com/wp-content/uploads/human_pups.png?w=1200&h=630&crop=1) ](https://www.motherjones.com/wp-content/uploads/human_pups.png?w=1200&h=630&crop=1) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4929 "2026-05-19T19:20:39Z")
“Who’s a good bitch, huh? Who’s a good bitch?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4930 "2026-05-19T19:41:57Z")
Sometimes, if you want to date a fireman, you have to settle. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4931 "2026-05-19T20:13:51Z")
Cruella: 100 down, 1 to go. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4932 "2026-05-19T20:55:08Z")
“One of these figures is actually a life-size Love Doll. Which is it?”. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4933 "2026-05-20T00:03:07Z")
Shoulda trained her to stay off the furniture when she was a puppy. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4934 "2026-05-20T00:46:08Z")
Sally’s replacement ‘emotional support’ animal companion wasn’t working out well. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4935 "2026-05-20T01:02:49Z")
Linda realized it was her own fault, but without her glasses, how was she to know that the life-size Furby she thought she’d ordered was really a short haired Furry? ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4936 "2026-05-20T05:30:27Z")
Woman looking for love with a vicar surprised by internet date after man told her he ‘wore a dog collar’ for his job. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4937 "2026-05-20T19:00:36Z")
@needscoffee gets the nod for best backstory. > [@needscoffee](#): > > Linda realized it was her own fault, but without her glasses, how was she to know that the life-size Furby she thought she’d ordered was really a short haired Furry? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4938 "2026-05-20T21:00:46Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/fxrWU9z.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/fxrWU9z.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4939 "2026-05-20T21:33:16Z")
The ICE 9000 migrant profiling A.I. is still in beta testing. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4940 "2026-05-20T22:32:37Z")
Starbuck was taken aback by the new jumbo sized cylon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=246) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=248)