# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 248
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4941 "2026-05-22T04:20:37Z")
I’m going to let this go another day just because it’s coming up on a holiday weekend, unless anyone has any objection. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4942 "2026-05-22T04:29:45Z")
“Hey kid. Got any spare change? Oil change, that is.” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4943 "2026-05-22T04:49:02Z")
Pardon me, boy. Have you seen my dog? It’s supposed to rain tomorrow and I don’t want him to rust. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4944 "2026-05-22T10:36:04Z")
The Michael Jackson Ranch recently got a new security measure to keep young cowboys from escaping. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4945 "2026-05-23T04:23:28Z")
Winner is @Elmer_J.Fudd, with > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The ICE 9000 migrant profiling A.I. is still in beta testing. All yours, EJF! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4946 "2026-05-23T12:44:52Z")
Thanks! [![](https://cdng.europosters.eu/pod_public/1300/123174.jpg) ](https://cdng.europosters.eu/pod_public/1300/123174.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4947 "2026-05-23T16:31:09Z")
You can now attend operas on the moon, but the parking lots are 240,000 miles away. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4948 "2026-05-23T16:47:39Z")
Man, it’s a long walk from the parking lot! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4949 "2026-05-24T00:11:18Z")
“It’s okay, we can watch the game on the Superduperjumbotron” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2026, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4950 "2026-05-24T12:08:10Z")
After George Jetson gave Judy a successful lesson in parallel parking, he felt comfortable enough to bring her to the DMV for her driving test. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4951 "2026-05-26T13:18:19Z")
Sorry for the delay. The winner is… > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “It’s okay, we can watch the game on the Superduperjumbotron” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4952 "2026-05-26T16:13:12Z")
What time does the game start? [![](https://benlydesignwatch.com/cdn/shop/files/M4-sHINY.png) ](https://benlydesignwatch.com/cdn/shop/files/M4-sHINY.png) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4953 "2026-05-26T16:19:25Z")
(not in play: how the heck do you read that?) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4954 "2026-05-26T16:37:28Z")
[In play] How the heck do you read that? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4955 "2026-05-26T18:17:35Z")
(Not in play) Here’s what Google AI says. This is a Benlydesign TT Turbo M4 stainless steel racing watch.Design Inspiration: The watch features a unique flip-up hood design intended to mimic a classic 1960s engine bonnet.Dual Dials: It includes two angled dials designed to resemble dashboard gauges, allowing the user to track two time zones.Specifications: The timepiece is constructed with a 316L stainless steel case and is powered by a Japanese Miyota quartz movement. Don’t be so literal. And by the way, how do you track time zones when all you have are second hands? Answer me THAT, Google AI. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4956 "2026-05-26T18:20:11Z")
Self driving cars will need displays that compensate for A.I. hallucination. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4957 "2026-05-27T16:02:36Z")
Okay, it’s pretty clear I didn’t knock this one out of the park. @Elmer_J.Fudd just go ahead and post something better. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4958 "2026-05-27T16:59:25Z")
Okay. [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/CAeRmqPF0If-png__700.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/CAeRmqPF0If-png__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4959 "2026-05-27T17:45:47Z")
I’m a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4960 "2026-05-27T18:01:58Z")
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