# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 249
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4961 "2026-05-27T20:09:05Z")
Carnage at Goldfinger auditions after cat lovers hear the leading lady will be Pussy. ---
**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4962 "2026-05-27T20:31:03Z")
They’re all waiting for that fearless mouse! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4963 "2026-05-27T21:06:53Z")
This sidewalk is reserved. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4964 "2026-05-28T02:01:05Z")
The elder witches and their familiars were wary when a new member joined the coven. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4965 "2026-05-30T15:12:28Z")
And the winner is… > [@billy-jack](#): > > The police stage a cat lineup to determine who killed Mickey Mouse. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4966 "2026-05-30T17:03:06Z")
Thanks. How about a sports image needing a caption? [![](https://fox40.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/13/2026/04/69e5600a516c08.82957165.jpeg) ](https://fox40.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/13/2026/04/69e5600a516c08.82957165.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4967 "2026-05-30T17:22:35Z")
“Folks, looks like Ivan’s testing positive for helium again.” ---
**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4968 "2026-05-30T19:21:46Z")
That’s what I call a chain reaction. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4969 "2026-05-30T19:40:29Z")
It wasn’t until the Rapture that we discovered what a big soccer fan God was. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2026, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4970 "2026-05-30T21:50:38Z")
He took the mantra, “Be the ball” a little too literally. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4971 "2026-06-01T05:26:21Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > It wasn’t until the Rapture that we discovered what a big soccer fan God was. This made me break out in laughter. Elmer J.Fudd for the win. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4972 "2026-06-01T14:36:07Z")
Here’s one that could really use an explanation… [![](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/77.jpg) ](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/77.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4973 "2026-06-01T16:09:23Z")
“Hurry up and put on your gloves. We’ve got a dead body to move!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4974 "2026-06-01T16:56:37Z")
As this photo taken during the Cuban Missile Crisis shows, rich men planning to bunker through the Apocalypse with supplies and a coterie of female companions is not a new idea. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4975 "2026-06-01T17:18:52Z")
An FBI agent teaching women how not to leave fingerprints. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4976 "2026-06-01T17:42:00Z")
“OK ladies, the Statue of Liberty isn’t going to clean itself.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2026, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4977 "2026-06-02T00:38:30Z")
“If I’m curt with you, it’s because….” “Yeah, yeah, uncle Harvey - we get it. We’re _cleaning_ the car already!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2026, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4978 "2026-06-02T03:49:08Z")
Lisa and Michelle soon found out that beehive hairdos didn’t require actual bees. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4979 "2026-06-03T02:28:54Z")
The winner… > [@Lumpy](#): > > As this photo taken during the Cuban Missile Crisis shows, rich men planning to bunker through the Apocalypse with supplies and a coterie of female companions is not a new idea. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4980 "2026-06-03T02:55:31Z")
Thanks Elmer. Let’s try this one: [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/27/c1/3f27c100dd63943bef6b29de937d6bfa.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/27/c1/3f27c100dd63943bef6b29de937d6bfa.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=248) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=250)