# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/481 "2024-08-21T05:11:31Z")
Speaking of being on the lookout… [Could someone paste this please, thanks!](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/260434790925329223/) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/482 "2024-08-21T05:36:48Z")
[![](http://i.pinimg.com/736x/ef/fb/d2/effbd25aa080b73d6ccd1a37487a2850.jpg) ](http://i.pinimg.com/736x/ef/fb/d2/effbd25aa080b73d6ccd1a37487a2850.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/483 "2024-08-21T05:57:12Z")
“I pledge allegiance to the United Mounds of Meerkatia, and to the burrows for which they stand. One colony, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/484 "2024-08-21T06:08:10Z")
Thanks ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/485 "2024-08-21T13:35:27Z")
Six, no, seven wagons, one’s a conestoga… Well, there goes the neighborhood! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/486 "2024-08-21T15:20:21Z")
“Sir, it is the private’s duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine that is locked and loaded, Sir!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/487 "2024-08-21T15:47:52Z")
Look at those human critters stumbling about, looking confused. Just toss me some grubs. Is that so hard? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/488 "2024-08-21T16:32:58Z")
Survival of the fittest essentially boils down to “always protect your eyes and nuts”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/489 "2024-08-21T16:47:25Z")
🎶 I can see clearly now, the plain is flat…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/490 "2024-08-21T18:01:08Z")
(Going dark and tasteless here) Daddy was shot from a textbook depository, so I’ll have an aversion to textbooks. Including books on how to fly by instruments. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/491 "2024-08-21T21:47:06Z")
“Goddammit! They’re _still_ there! I can’t pee while they might see me.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/492 "2024-08-21T23:24:33Z")
🎵 Hey Macarena! 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/493 "2024-08-22T05:06:27Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Six, no, seven wagons, one’s a conestoga… Well, there goes the neighborhood! This one was tough to pick a winner for… let’s go with Prof! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/494 "2024-08-22T14:15:21Z")
Hawaiian hula skirts! [Muchas grassy ass!] [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.WQ1E-09ZboY3J0Xp7dpaHgHaEK?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.WQ1E-09ZboY3J0Xp7dpaHgHaEK?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/495 "2024-08-22T16:59:38Z")
Those Colombian mule wranglers do have a sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/496 "2024-08-22T17:04:42Z")
The Ladies Balloon Auxiliary, when describing their community activities, engage in much puffery. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/497 "2024-08-22T17:41:53Z")
Keep it gay! Keep it gay! Keep it gay! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/498 "2024-08-22T18:23:40Z")
Which balloon gets the mouth with the drooling tongue hanging out? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/499 "2024-08-22T20:58:37Z")
The ‘Budget Wiggles’ toy range - now with 25% more Wiggle! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/500 "2024-08-22T21:02:22Z")
Inflatable Tele-Tubbies. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=26)