# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 250
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4981 "2026-06-03T03:30:47Z")
“It is only a buck for a wake up call!” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4982 "2026-06-03T04:41:16Z")
The last day of deer season and Grandpa never saw a deer. Just wait until next year, he said. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2026, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4983 "2026-06-03T04:48:21Z")
“Hey Mister, you seen Norman Rockwell anywhere? He was s’posed to meet us here.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4984 "2026-06-04T00:37:16Z")
# BOO! Hee hee, I made you look! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4985 "2026-06-04T01:07:56Z")
“Might you have any Grey Poupon?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4986 "2026-06-04T15:56:18Z")
“Bambi says, ‘Hi, bitch!’” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4987 "2026-06-04T19:29:49Z")
Runner up: > [@needscoffee](#): > > “Might you have any Grey Poupon?” (really, how many pictures could that be the caption for?) The Winner: > [@needscoffee](#): > > “Hey Mister, you seen Norman Rockwell anywhere? He was s’posed to meet us here.” @needscoffee, you’re up. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4988 "2026-06-04T19:56:52Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/7pqQyR8.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/7pqQyR8.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4989 "2026-06-04T20:32:34Z")
Nellie struggled to get hang of hide and seek. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4990 "2026-06-05T00:48:48Z")
The [third blind man](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_men_and_an_elephant) was half right. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4991 "2026-06-05T02:06:46Z")
They had these siamese elephants… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4992 "2026-06-05T02:41:41Z")
_Funny, this tree wasn’t here last time I came this way._ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4993 "2026-06-05T10:29:22Z")
Elon Tusk ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2026, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4994 "2026-06-05T11:10:33Z")
Don’t tax you Don’t tax me Tax that elephant Behind the tree ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4995 "2026-06-06T02:44:07Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Funny, this tree wasn’t here last time I came this way.  @kaylasdad99 for the win! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4996 "2026-06-07T05:35:42Z")
Dammit, I got home from work this morning and completely forgot to post a picture. Sorry about that. If I don’t have one tomorrow by 9 AM PDT, proceed without me. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4997 "2026-06-07T14:40:59Z")
Here we go. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/6f/7f/aa6f7f2fa48113987f8b20ee6624967a.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/6f/7f/aa6f7f2fa48113987f8b20ee6624967a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4998 "2026-06-07T15:53:23Z")
While kangaroo boxing is still a novelty, NOBODY wants to try kangaphant boxing ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4999 "2026-06-07T17:24:17Z")
When God outsourced Outback species creation to the lowest bidder ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5000 "2026-06-07T18:21:20Z")
The elephant hiding in my refrigerator turned rancid and spoiled. (nowhere near as funny as Knowed Out’s caption) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=249) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=251)