# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 251
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5001 "2026-06-07T19:49:38Z")
Another species that missed the Ark. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5002 "2026-06-07T19:56:59Z")
Twenty-four months after the Big Top’s Australian tour, Mr. Jumbo began to suspect that Junior wasn’t his. ---
**Author:** ![J-P\_L](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/j-p_l/32/3156_2.png) [@J-P\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J-P_L)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5003 "2026-06-08T00:30:35Z")
What was my mother thinking, fooling around with that kangaroo! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5004 "2026-06-08T15:48:59Z")
Had someone else challenged us with this picture, my submission would have been _Dumbo wanted a baby brother real bad, but with no other elephants in the circus, momma had to make do with what was available._ But @needscoffee said it better than I did, so that’s the winner. You’re up. @needscoffee ! Make me proud. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5005 "2026-06-09T02:42:57Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/NqHZpJm.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/NqHZpJm.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5006 "2026-06-09T02:52:11Z")
“I can haz selfie?” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5007 "2026-06-09T10:14:21Z")
_I’m gonna keep activating your RING camera until you let me in!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5008 "2026-06-10T02:54:06Z")
Rare sighting of the legendary Black and White Tabby Beast of Aaarrrgghhh! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5009 "2026-06-10T04:10:29Z")
Wow, this is really a three-way tie. Also, as I’m typing this, my very annoying 🐱 is sitting next to me and reaching over with her claws 🙀 to turn my face in her direction. I’m going break the tie by giving it to @Spoons, who found an appropriate use for an internet meme. All yours, @Spoons! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5010 "2026-06-10T05:30:52Z")
Thanks! I’ll stick with the animal theme. Let’s try this: [![](https://piximus.net/media2/91432/funny-animals-238-21.jpg) ](https://piximus.net/media2/91432/funny-animals-238-21.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5011 "2026-06-10T10:06:55Z")
It was a good nap until somebody threw coins in the case. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5012 "2026-06-10T15:21:24Z")
Smuggling attack dogs in a violin case was tried during Prohibition but guns turned out to be more efficient. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5013 "2026-06-10T18:35:04Z")
The only proper way to accompany a reading of Allen Ginsberg’s “Howl”. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5014 "2026-06-10T18:41:23Z")
After learning how Japanese farmers grow watermelons into the shape of a square box, Jeb decided to go for a more Appalachian approach. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5015 "2026-06-10T20:28:51Z")
“Damnit, I grabbed the wrong Lucile again!” B. B. King ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5016 "2026-06-10T22:56:37Z")
Gonna need an amp with a good sub-woofer. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5017 "2026-06-11T00:31:36Z")
Yoko Ono never mastered the guitar, but she found an instrument more suited to her voice. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5018 "2026-06-11T00:38:49Z")
Basket case. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5019 "2026-06-11T00:53:20Z")
How not to sneak your pet dog through customs. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5020 "2026-06-11T03:44:56Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Yoko Ono never mastered the guitar, but she found an instrument more suited to her voice. (Maybe not the funniest, but the most snarky!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=250) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=252)