# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5021 "2026-06-11T03:48:38Z")
I agree, and I share that sentiment. That one was definitely in the running. But this one is going to go to @Elmer_J.Fudd , for this terrific pun: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Gonna need an amp with a good sub-woofer. All yours, Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5022 "2026-06-11T14:56:40Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.thescroller.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/weird-8.webp) ](https://www.thescroller.net/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/weird-8.webp) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5023 "2026-06-11T16:23:19Z")
Gas prices on the rise? No problem with ACME rocket skates! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5024 "2026-06-11T20:01:26Z")
“Cry me a river, you woke pussies!” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5025 "2026-06-11T20:13:43Z")
The gas station attendant is being very careful to place the gas nozzle in the right hole. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5026 "2026-06-11T20:32:48Z")
Go go Citgo Gadget skates! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2026, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5027 "2026-06-11T21:57:14Z")
> [@A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5627): > > [[image] ](https://cyber-breeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/009-4-gas-powered-rollerskates-499929.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5028 "2026-06-12T00:15:11Z")
“I’m running late - better fill 'er up with ethyl!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5029 "2026-06-12T00:33:53Z")
The commissioner of Roller Derby lived and breathed his job. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5030 "2026-06-12T02:32:43Z")
_It’s really annoying to skate through New Jersey and not be allowed to pump my own gas._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5031 "2026-06-12T22:23:47Z")
For the Coyote reference the win goes to… > [@DrDeth](#): > > Gas prices on the rise? No problem with ACME rocket skates! Sorry about the repeat image. Apparently, I have finally reached the end of the Internet. I’m off to read the back of a cereal box. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5032 "2026-06-12T22:44:37Z")
I still cant figure out how to get an image here. Who was the runner up, and can someone give me some help? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5033 "2026-06-12T23:04:37Z")
I use [Imgur.com](http://Imgur.com). Make an account, post a photo there, copy the link and post it here. There are a couple things to keep in mind there - you have to open the image in a new tab to get the link, or else you’ll end up posting the “album” link instead. Other people use [postimages.com](http://postimages.com). I’m going to try it out one of these days. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2026, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5034 "2026-06-12T23:05:57Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > I use [Imgur.com](http://Imgur.com). Make an account, post a photo there, copy the link and post it here. There are a couple things to keep in mind there - you have to open the image in a new tab to get the link, or else you’ll end up posting the “album” link instead. Thanks. Still, we need a winner. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5035 "2026-06-13T13:33:49Z")
Runner-up… > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > The commissioner of Roller Derby lived and breathed his job. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5036 "2026-06-13T14:09:06Z")
Give me a fw hours. I’ll be back later today ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5037 "2026-06-13T20:49:22Z")
To infinity and beyond? [![](https://i0.wp.com/manapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/1950s-science-fiction.jpg) ](https://i0.wp.com/manapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/1950s-science-fiction.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5038 "2026-06-13T21:12:16Z")
Having landed on 大きくてセクシーな触手の惑星 the crew bravely goes out to meet the inhabitants. (Translation: Planet of Large and Sexy Tentacles) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5039 "2026-06-13T21:28:26Z")
"Janet, why did you have to wear that curvaceous space suit? Don’t you remember the “Mars Needs Women” fiasco? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2026, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5040 "2026-06-13T22:05:59Z")
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