# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 255
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5081 "2026-06-17T20:34:36Z")
I think they’ve expanded the Indianapolis 500 too much! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5082 "2026-06-17T21:03:11Z")
“McRibs back again?” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5083 "2026-06-17T21:38:34Z")
New Disneyland Parking lot opens today. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5084 "2026-06-17T21:38:48Z")
“There’s a sale at Pennys!” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/U_eRCVqW3HI/maxresdefault.jpg "Airplane! Best Scenes With Stephen Stucker As Johnny") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eRCVqW3HI&t=95) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5085 "2026-06-17T23:20:55Z")
Europeans think this wouldn’t be a problem if we just built trains. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5086 "2026-06-18T16:51:56Z")
(not an entry) Europeans would be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2026, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5087 "2026-06-18T16:54:45Z")
Jay Leno’s collection has gotten a little out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2026, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5088 "2026-06-18T20:45:32Z")
Starting grid for the Indy500000. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5089 "2026-06-19T00:12:07Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Jay Leno’s collection has gotten a little out of hand. Okay, I larfed. Your turn Elmer. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5090 "2026-06-19T00:20:52Z")
Thanks! [![](https://americanpulps.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Painting-by-Earl-Norem-for-STAG-August-1973-8x6-1.jpg) ](https://americanpulps.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Painting-by-Earl-Norem-for-STAG-August-1973-8x6-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5091 "2026-06-19T00:32:16Z")
You do NOT mess with the Copyright Police! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5092 "2026-06-19T00:39:54Z")
After the Disney stable of washed-up toons’ residuals stopped coming in, they had to take desperate measures. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5093 "2026-06-19T01:32:20Z")
Next time you’re at Disneyland, check out the updates they’ve made to Adventureland. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5094 "2026-06-19T05:43:27Z")
Facing destitution in the era of CGI, Mickey and co resorted to desperate measures to pay the bills. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5095 "2026-06-19T07:20:54Z")
The piece Walt Disney scrapped in Fantasia in exchange for the ballet piece. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/6c/66/df6c664ccd7498dd0fbc140c2a3f164a.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/6c/66/df6c664ccd7498dd0fbc140c2a3f164a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5096 "2026-06-19T16:40:04Z")
(Not in play) Based on clothing and automobile styles (as well as the presence of the Disney version of Winnie the Pooh), I would date the setting to early-to-mid 1960s. Also, unless there are more police “off-camera”, those two cops are fighting like heroes: out of seven bank robbers only two are still on their feet. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5097 "2026-06-19T16:46:11Z")
“This is fucking goofy!” “Jesus Carl, not while he’s laying dead!” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2026, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5098 "2026-06-19T18:38:40Z")
The really bad sequel to Reservoir Dogs got only a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes- and a slew of copyright suits. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2026, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5099 "2026-06-20T00:22:29Z")
The winner… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “This is fucking goofy!” > “Jesus Carl, not while he’s laying dead!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2026, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5100 "2026-06-20T00:53:14Z")
OK moar pulpy goodness [![](https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/469852692_122144858324340855_4196076725066621726_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_tt6&cstp=mx630x886&ctp=s720x720&_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=ZSZ5lMqVS_EQ7kNvwEyQ_9C&_nc_oc=AdqamgbRK02SagGulj1MNIWuH2sfrrFQKYmCfPmVvyRs3mvkvVWJ_ZwfDG9esO037sg&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-2.xx&_nc_gid=Kh1hmlVQYUDyHPiLT1AaCg&_nc_ss=7b289&oh=00_Af8-ANdrinIoVVMCCP9tyTSL0pM0xvot2mg829FIU49SeA&oe=6A3BD1DD) ](https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/469852692_122144858324340855_4196076725066621726_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_tt6&cstp=mx630x886&ctp=s720x720&_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=ZSZ5lMqVS_EQ7kNvwEyQ_9C&_nc_oc=AdqamgbRK02SagGulj1MNIWuH2sfrrFQKYmCfPmVvyRs3mvkvVWJ_ZwfDG9esO037sg&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-2.xx&_nc_gid=Kh1hmlVQYUDyHPiLT1AaCg&_nc_ss=7b289&oh=00_Af8-ANdrinIoVVMCCP9tyTSL0pM0xvot2mg829FIU49SeA&oe=6A3BD1DD) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=254) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=256)