# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 257
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5121 "2026-06-22T00:44:34Z")
Whiney, cheesy and chicken. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5122 "2026-06-22T03:16:18Z")
“Doofus! Everyone knows you serve _white_ wine with chicken!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5123 "2026-06-22T12:44:43Z")
Dave was left rather disappointed after his best friend said he’d set him up with a bird he knew. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5124 "2026-06-22T21:06:24Z")
@needscoffee clearly knows his beverages and has won the challenge! > [@needscoffee](#): > > “Doofus! Everyone knows you serve _white_ wine with chicken!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5125 "2026-06-22T22:29:56Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > @needscoffee clearly knows his beverages and has won the challenge! Thanks! I’m a she, btw. [![](https://i.imgur.com/Sgxw4m7.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/Sgxw4m7.png) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5126 "2026-06-22T23:59:40Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > I’m a she My apologies. I still have trouble using “they” as a singular pronoun for unknown gender. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5127 "2026-06-23T00:30:17Z")
“Buy now and receive a bonus Barbie Fun-Colonoscopy Kit!” ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5128 "2026-06-23T01:15:39Z")
Easy-MRI: for when your doll needs a scan and your image model needs a spellcheck. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5129 "2026-06-23T01:30:22Z")
The MRI results are back- Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5130 "2026-06-24T00:21:23Z")
Winner is @DrDeth for > [@DrDeth](#): > > The MRI results are back- Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick. All yours, DrDeth. Background: My sister sent me a video of her young granddaughter playing doctor using very simple plastic instruments and I thought she needed something more advanced, so I had AI make an MRI machine out of an Easy-Bake oven. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5131 "2026-06-24T00:28:22Z")
[![](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/MPQ9q2ftVW-vBSdZjEqaAroyu7M=/1500x1058/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a05_517244110/original.jpg) ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/MPQ9q2ftVW-vBSdZjEqaAroyu7M=/1500x1058/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a05_517244110/original.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5132 "2026-06-24T00:35:04Z")
“You’ve got six hundred horsepower in that thing? Gosh, I’ve only got one horsepower.” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5133 "2026-06-24T00:36:22Z")
Looking for the rest of the 7th cavalry? Sorry, haven’t seen them. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5134 "2026-06-24T01:23:26Z")
(I was real busy and didn’t get my caption entered for the previous pic.) The new MRI scanners being installed in all of the ICE detention centers. Guess who gets a million dollar kickback on each MRI sold. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5135 "2026-06-24T01:35:18Z")
“Little Bighorn is a couple miles down the road, but you’re about 150 years too late.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5136 "2026-06-24T01:46:52Z")
“You don’t like cowboys? I don’t like cowboys, either. Let’s go kick some butts!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5137 "2026-06-24T04:20:14Z")
“No, soldier, I don’t believe the “damn redskins”, as you called them, down that way still practice scalping. Say, can I have a peek at that helmet you’re wearing?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5138 "2026-06-24T15:59:10Z")
“No, I asked for an **air cover** Apache.” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5139 "2026-06-24T16:06:23Z")
Careful, a pun like that could result in a lawsiouxt. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5140 "2026-06-24T17:06:33Z")
Village People 2.0 really need to work on their choreography. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=256) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=258)