# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 260
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5181 "2026-07-02T12:26:51Z")
Every sport has their own “Wrong Way” Riegel Winner 🏆 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5182 "2026-07-02T16:24:55Z")
July 4th is this Caturday. [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMu_URcro7aQmJd4CansgD5xERQ9NRKt0v1FFbgeAaUheCF3ZTnpK5new&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMu_URcro7aQmJd4CansgD5xERQ9NRKt0v1FFbgeAaUheCF3ZTnpK5new&s=10) ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5183 "2026-07-02T16:30:59Z")
“Yeah, am an Orange One, and I like hugging the flag, so what?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5184 "2026-07-02T18:35:51Z")
A scene from the live-action Bloom County continuation. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2026, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5185 "2026-07-02T19:32:07Z")
It’s mine, I rubbed my face on it so I am claiming it! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5186 "2026-07-03T10:54:05Z")
> [@Ponderoid](#): > > “Yeah, am an Orange One, and I like hugging the flag, so what?” This entry trumps the others. @Ponderoid ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5187 "2026-07-03T14:14:35Z")
[![](https://i.gyazo.com/2268264ccdc85d85430bd4a4c19cbe5a.jpg) ](https://i.gyazo.com/2268264ccdc85d85430bd4a4c19cbe5a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5188 "2026-07-03T16:32:42Z")
“I declare war to the death on Great Russian chauvinism. I shall eat it with all my healthy teeth as soon as I get rid of this accursed bad tooth.” - Vladimir Lenin, posthumously keeping to his promise, just in case ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5189 "2026-07-03T18:45:33Z")
who has one thumb but caused the fall of the Russian Monarchy? ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5190 "2026-07-03T22:54:00Z")
Statue dentistry – a very niche occupation. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2026, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5191 "2026-07-03T23:55:56Z")
If you think morning breath is bad, try 365,730-day breath! ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2026, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5192 "2026-07-04T11:32:21Z")
Tough choice, but I award the win to @Knowed_Out . I laughed almost as much as billy-jack’s, though. And I came up with: “The pigeon crap is on my _hand_, you bourgeoisie lackey! blb-blbarg wharrgarbl” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5193 "2026-07-05T02:32:48Z")
Thanks, I’m speechless! [![](https://preview.redd.it/caption-this-v0-ywns1u7fbu7h1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1fa16f0fd340ef49654d043acb5135fe808bf9ac) ](https://preview.redd.it/caption-this-v0-ywns1u7fbu7h1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1fa16f0fd340ef49654d043acb5135fe808bf9ac) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5194 "2026-07-05T02:38:19Z")
Bob is wishing Lord Vetinari’s ( the Patrician) laws for Mimes- that they be hung upside down in a scorpion pit- be instituted immediately. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5195 "2026-07-05T02:52:38Z")
I’m confused. Is he referring to his sister’s tits? Or to his sister’s ass? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5196 "2026-07-05T03:12:01Z")
Bob is about to participate in the mime’s next sketch - “Annoying mime being punched in the face” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5197 "2026-07-06T01:06:18Z")
As Clive slid the dagger further into the side of the man who was gesturing at him, he wondered why he wasn’t screaming yet… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5198 "2026-07-06T03:25:30Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Bob is about to participate in the mime’s next sketch - “Annoying mime being punched in the face” OK @Kent_Clark you win the Best of All Mime award. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5199 "2026-07-06T16:26:03Z")
How about the most annoying part of soccer? [![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/ui0Y5ZtizBsAAAAC/reviento-que.gif) ](https://media1.tenor.com/m/ui0Y5ZtizBsAAAAC/reviento-que.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5200 "2026-07-06T16:27:24Z")
(not in play) What am I seeing here, someone faking a “he hit me!”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=259) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=261)