# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 261
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5201 "2026-07-06T16:41:28Z")
A “flop.” You can take it in any direction you want. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5202 "2026-07-06T17:03:54Z")
No one believed him when he said the other player pushed him over by telekinesis. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5203 "2026-07-06T17:45:27Z")
King Arthur to Sir Robin: Oh shut up and go and change your armour. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5204 "2026-07-07T03:25:04Z")
WWE called. They said you’re overselling. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5205 "2026-07-07T03:31:57Z")
_“Use Listerine and kill germs that cause soccer breath.”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5206 "2026-07-07T03:38:08Z")
Once the Swedish team’s secret weapon got out, all the teams began using Surströmming before their games. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5207 "2026-07-07T12:09:53Z")
Airbend it like Beckham. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5208 "2026-07-07T21:21:52Z")
For understated snark, @Knowed_Out scores a Goooooooooooooooaaallllll [quote=“Knowed\_Out, post:5204, topic:1003717, full:true”] WWE called. They said you’re overselling.[/quote] The ball is yours. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5209 "2026-07-08T11:22:56Z")
Let’s continue to put the Fun in FIFA [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3WaRkWkpKEptUl9fxP2-yOjL8KOwxLEMHsXvZmDI5UUOa5VKkk33p__zw&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3WaRkWkpKEptUl9fxP2-yOjL8KOwxLEMHsXvZmDI5UUOa5VKkk33p__zw&s=10) ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5210 "2026-07-08T11:58:49Z")
Cousin Nicky: I’m going steady, and I French kiss. Andy Griswold: So? Everybody does that. Cousin Nicky: Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best at it. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5211 "2026-07-08T16:08:15Z")
He’d already proved to be a fine shot stopper, but Andy wondered how his goalkeeper dealt with balls into the box. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5212 "2026-07-08T17:16:15Z")
PE class was where Yentl realized she’d blown her cover. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5213 "2026-07-08T18:11:34Z")
They have Red cards, Yellow cards, and are now thinking about Rainbow cards. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5214 "2026-07-09T20:19:09Z")
> [@billy-jack](#): > > Cousin Nicky: I’m going steady, and I French kiss. > Andy Griswold: So? Everybody does that. > Cousin Nicky: Yeah, but Daddy says I’m the best at it. I liked the reference to my favorite holiday movie @billy-jack. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5215 "2026-07-10T01:48:25Z")
I ate lunch at the local drug store lunch counter today (best hamburger and onion rings in my county), so here goes. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/b1/9c/5ab19ca831c5681c44684b5b0b9e45b7.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5a/b1/9c/5ab19ca831c5681c44684b5b0b9e45b7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5216 "2026-07-10T02:14:43Z")
With only one slice of 15 cent pumpkin pie left in the display, Frank will not distracted by some fool shouting “Say cheese!”. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5217 "2026-07-10T04:00:02Z")
The end of the expensed three martini lunch had businessmen scampering to find another option. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5218 "2026-07-10T12:23:18Z")
The “I’ll have what he’s having” chain came to an impasse when the final white guy couldn’t decide which dessert was the most American. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5219 "2026-07-10T14:16:11Z")
All the effort of faking your suicide in a Berlin bunker…all for naught. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5220 "2026-07-10T16:28:09Z")
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