# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 262
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5221 "2026-07-11T00:54:20Z")
I’ll have what he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he’s having. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5222 "2026-07-11T06:34:50Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > The “I’ll have what he’s having” chain came to an impasse when the final white guy couldn’t decide which dessert was the most American. That’s a good one. The “Say cheese!” one from Elmer J.Fudd is really good, too. But it is Knowed\_Out for the win ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5223 "2026-07-11T10:26:34Z")
Continuing the 50s theme [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqV6C0xNhGQmcmO_UUCHqAC_cV5vXJcnGcHKpoldGdgenhE3NfqDnCVCo&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqV6C0xNhGQmcmO_UUCHqAC_cV5vXJcnGcHKpoldGdgenhE3NfqDnCVCo&s=10) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5224 "2026-07-11T16:57:54Z")
Agnes will never again be caught at the end of the line when they hand out things. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5225 "2026-07-11T17:51:41Z")
Mabel was really annoyed when the Bouncer motioned Marilyn forward, skippng the line. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5226 "2026-07-11T21:24:00Z")
“Congratulations! You’re our 1,000,002nd customer!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5227 "2026-07-11T21:45:45Z")
“Quit poking me in the back!” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5228 "2026-07-12T02:02:39Z")
The best of all possible worlds. Christmas Tree lights and two ornaments. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5229 "2026-07-12T12:57:59Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “Congratulations! You’re our 1,000,002nd customer!” Congratulations! You get to pick the next pic @Lumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5230 "2026-07-12T16:57:42Z")
[![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/01/6e/ee016ed1c272b0ae7b8f5fdfb718755c.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/01/6e/ee016ed1c272b0ae7b8f5fdfb718755c.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5231 "2026-07-12T17:36:18Z")
“… and they said that a Lilliputian couldn’t breed with a Brobdingnagian!” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5232 "2026-07-12T17:39:11Z")
The Sequel to the Attack of the 50 foot Woman gets weird. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5233 "2026-07-12T20:53:56Z")
“By the way, I’m not going to be standing below you when the baby breaches.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5234 "2026-07-13T00:06:17Z")
Now that the shapeshifter’s mission is complete, he’ll return to his original form as a blue whale. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5235 "2026-07-13T00:31:03Z")
Gulliver hopes he has better luck with his Brobdingnagian bride than he had with that poor Lilliputian gal. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5236 "2026-07-13T04:33:40Z")
The apes are puzzled as the sun rises on the great Mamalith. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5237 "2026-07-13T17:06:49Z")
Really any of these responses would be fine, but since there can only be one… > [@DrDeth](#): > > The Sequel to the Attack of the 50 foot Woman gets weird. If only because I can actually picture a grade-z sequel asking what would happen if she’d been pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5238 "2026-07-13T17:45:48Z")
[![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2026-02/11/07/subbuzz/wOvgghe1Y.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2026-02/11/07/subbuzz/wOvgghe1Y.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5239 "2026-07-13T23:03:36Z")
Because of a Victorian idea that posing for photographs was immodest, almost all such photographs from that era are actually of men in drag. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5240 "2026-07-13T23:33:03Z")
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