# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 263
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5241 "2026-07-14T01:00:14Z")
The Germans never quite figured out how to sell St. Pauli Girl beer to the English. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5242 "2026-07-14T01:10:04Z")
So _that’s_ what Miller Time originally meant. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5243 "2026-07-14T01:11:55Z")
Shortly after the picture was taken, Reginald began his shift as lookout on the Titanic. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5244 "2026-07-14T02:14:11Z")
“I like women who can remove their own bottle caps.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5245 "2026-07-14T02:15:45Z")
Gilbert and Sullivan productions were often ruined by an unreliable cast. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5246 "2026-07-14T04:06:20Z")
(not in play, you people are making the judging very hard!) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5247 "2026-07-14T04:13:21Z")
Proof that, as the saying goes, “There’s a sailor in every port, and some port in every sailor.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5248 "2026-07-14T04:20:36Z")
Capt. Doozy and his Boozy Floozies were the talk of Vaudeville. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5249 "2026-07-14T18:35:54Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Shortly after the picture was taken, Reginald began his shift as lookout on the Titanic. Winner! Your turn. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5250 "2026-07-14T21:14:48Z")
Celebrate good time! [![](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/589a4c76cd0f680c26da74c1/1517774173894-XTADSN1676IBKZ0EILNM/Optimum+DPT+Petoskey+Falling+Face+Plant.jpg?format=2500w) ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/589a4c76cd0f680c26da74c1/1517774173894-XTADSN1676IBKZ0EILNM/Optimum+DPT+Petoskey+Falling+Face+Plant.jpg?format=2500w) ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5251 "2026-07-14T22:54:31Z")
Photographic evidence that faceplants do sometimes sprout. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2026, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5252 "2026-07-14T23:25:26Z")
That’s gonna leave a mark! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5253 "2026-07-15T00:32:09Z")
Unfortunately, Alicia didn’t realize “turf diving” meant something else. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5254 "2026-07-15T06:02:05Z")
The new _Supergirl_ film flopped badly. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5255 "2026-07-15T06:12:14Z")
Let’s see the scores … 9.5 from the American judge … 9.4 from the British judge … 9.6 from the German judge … and 8.2 from the Russian judge. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5256 "2026-07-15T21:15:12Z")
This tickled me. @Oly you’re up! > [@Oly](#): > > Photographic evidence that faceplants do sometimes sprout. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5257 "2026-07-16T00:53:43Z")
Thanks [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPdKFbq0wBkLWmNN84joxLudGTQadstEwRvqiEdKXlUg&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPdKFbq0wBkLWmNN84joxLudGTQadstEwRvqiEdKXlUg&s=10) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5258 "2026-07-16T01:08:33Z")
Sometimes Roger thinks about his first family buried under the cellar. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5259 "2026-07-16T02:00:56Z")
_Always On My Mind_ [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/R7f189Z0v0Y/maxresdefault.jpg "Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind (Official Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7f189Z0v0Y) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5260 "2026-07-16T02:06:13Z")
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