# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 264
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5261 "2026-07-16T04:46:50Z")
“It all turned out so easy,” he thought. “All I had to do was to tell Ice they are illegally here from Rwanda and now they are gone for good.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5262 "2026-07-16T12:16:33Z")
John regretted his tattoo after he started taking his meds. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5263 "2026-07-16T18:14:36Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Always On My Mind On second thought, adding a video seems against the spirit of this thread, so i withdraw, my entry. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5264 "2026-07-16T20:19:07Z")
You are what you eat… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5265 "2026-07-16T21:43:58Z")
The voices in Mark’s head grew louder. They kept telling him to eat more meatloaf, casseroles, and Jello salad. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5266 "2026-07-16T22:47:59Z")
The voices in Mark’s head grew louder. They kept telling him to eat more meatloaf, casseroles, and Jello salad Sounds like a balanced meal. Winner, winner. Voices say dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5267 "2026-07-17T00:06:19Z")
Continuing the wholesome theme. . . [![](https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/25/a4/ad/25a4ad9f2efdcb5cda684310bc61e093.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/25/a4/ad/25a4ad9f2efdcb5cda684310bc61e093.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5268 "2026-07-17T00:22:08Z")
Donna’s parents thought it was just a “tomboy” stage… ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5269 "2026-07-17T02:05:55Z")
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said “Dear boy, I’m gonna make you a man” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5270 "2026-07-17T02:09:46Z")
Real men grip bottles from the bottom ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5271 "2026-07-17T02:24:31Z")
The original was too big for the available space in the magazine, so the decision was made to crop the bottom, where it said “But it takes about 18 years.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5272 "2026-07-17T21:35:56Z")
You noticed that, too? Good eye @Knowed_Out . I’m passing the bottle to you. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Real men grip bottles from the bottom ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5273 "2026-07-18T02:33:03Z")
OK, chew on this. [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/DHYk3DMz0r_-png__880.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/DHYk3DMz0r_-png__880.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5274 "2026-07-18T14:51:58Z")
Great! The Hello Kitty backpack is available! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5275 "2026-07-18T14:56:18Z")
Zangnor’s devotion to fashion kind of defeats the purpose of disguising his time machine as a 21st Century laptop. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5276 "2026-07-18T19:11:15Z")
Bobby (the Zoom) accidentally stumbled on the a tentacle sex site. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2026, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5277 "2026-07-18T21:14:05Z")
The AI generated image of Kim Jong Un showing off North Korea’s technology somehow seemed a little – off. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5278 "2026-07-19T02:31:29Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Zangnor’s devotion to fashion kind of defeats the purpose of disguising his time machine as a 21st Century laptop. Take the baton @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5279 "2026-07-19T02:51:16Z")
Maybe I’m too late now but I’ll add: “Billionth of a second exposure as the lightning strike grounded through his wrist and feet”. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5280 "2026-07-19T14:43:30Z")
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