# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 265
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5281 "2026-07-19T18:15:13Z")
“Hear me my brothers! You can face in another direction!” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5282 "2026-07-19T18:40:56Z")
Getting ahead in the farming business. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5283 "2026-07-19T19:52:18Z")
The one that almost got away: deleted scene from _ **Motel Hell** _. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5284 "2026-07-19T21:36:45Z")
Two more generations of selective breeding and the first crop of Cabbage Patch Kids was ready for harvest. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5285 "2026-07-19T21:41:58Z")
Ooohhh! That one’s fresh! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5286 "2026-07-19T22:20:55Z")
Jethro experimented with breeding enraged humans until one test subject escaped. Now in theaters: **28 Harvests Later**. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5287 "2026-07-19T22:26:05Z")
When the manure spreader starts down the row to apply fertilizer from the nearby feedyard, get out of the way fast. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5288 "2026-07-19T22:39:12Z")
Archer-Daniels-Midland: Moving Lab-Grown Meat out of the Lab ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5289 "2026-07-19T22:40:44Z")
Clem misunderstood the concept of growing animal feed. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5290 "2026-07-19T23:03:11Z")
The real reason behind recent problems at Taylor Farms ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5291 "2026-07-22T06:43:10Z")
Ooops! I was AWOL. The winner… > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Ooohhh! That one’s fresh! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5292 "2026-07-22T16:32:05Z")
Thank you! And, now for something completely different: [![](https://imaging.broadway.com/images/regular-43/w1470/138729-9.jpg) ](https://imaging.broadway.com/images/regular-43/w1470/138729-9.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5293 "2026-07-22T18:12:26Z")
Dr. Facilier tries a new look and new gig, but is booed off the stage. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5294 "2026-07-23T13:00:45Z")
“Happy Birthday Mr. President” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5295 "2026-07-24T01:11:55Z")
The runner-up for the role of Merlo the Magician was the first to congratulate Charles Nelson Reilly. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5296 "2026-07-24T01:58:39Z")
Trailer for “Twin Peaks: RuPaul Walk With Me”. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5297 "2026-07-24T02:07:09Z")
Pardon me. I’m just looking for the Rocky Horror set. I’m the straight man. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5298 "2026-07-24T02:24:04Z")
Keenan Thompson wants to take _Saturday Night Live_ in a new direction. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5299 "2026-07-24T17:07:27Z")
The closest I saw to anyone recognizing Bob the Drag Queen wins - > [@Ferris](#): > > Trailer for “Twin Peaks: RuPaul Walk With Me”. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5300 "2026-07-24T22:59:47Z")
Thanks, @Dr.Winston_OBoogie ! [![](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/lqczFQdf2NDc0rdWQ9JCExhkUTc=/2x239:2993x1921/750x422/media/img/2017/12/AP_6708260168/original.jpg) ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/lqczFQdf2NDc0rdWQ9JCExhkUTc=/2x239:2993x1921/750x422/media/img/2017/12/AP_6708260168/original.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=264) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=266)