# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 266
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5301 "2026-07-25T00:00:14Z")
The alternative San Francisco production of _Jesus Christ Superstar_ did not do well. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5302 "2026-07-25T01:47:17Z")
Fifty-five years later: “Mommy, are those homeless people?” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5303 "2026-07-25T02:21:00Z")
Future Wall Street stockbroker with a dead monkey hanging from his nose. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5304 "2026-07-25T15:24:05Z")
"I dub thee Princess Seaweed of Haight-Ashbury!’ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5305 "2026-07-25T22:07:13Z")
She’s almost ready to be the angel on top of the tree! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5306 "2026-07-25T22:55:08Z")
Sure, it was a Summer of Love, but the lice problem was no joke. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5307 "2026-07-26T00:52:54Z")
Honourable mention to @Kent_Clark for a strong late entry that had me scratching my head to find a winner. But for this surreal interpretation, @billy-jack takes the round: > [@billy-jack](#): > > Future Wall Street stockbroker with a dead monkey hanging from his nose. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5308 "2026-07-26T01:18:55Z")
Thank you. In keeping with the hippie theme, how about this famous bus and its riders? [![](https://cdn.britannica.com/44/255844-050-06259C30/Ken-Kesey-Further-Bus-Merry-Pranksters-1966.jpg) ](https://cdn.britannica.com/44/255844-050-06259C30/Ken-Kesey-Further-Bus-Merry-Pranksters-1966.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5309 "2026-07-26T01:49:05Z")
The writers of The Magic School bus got ahold of some really great stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5310 "2026-07-26T02:05:47Z")
“No, this is the bus named ‘Further.’ You want the streetcar named ‘Desire.’” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5311 "2026-07-26T02:47:12Z")
Taking the lyrics to Magic Bus too litterally. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5312 "2026-07-26T02:50:14Z")
When ALL the Partridges gathered for a family reunion, things got out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5313 "2026-07-26T02:55:58Z")
The first inductees to George Soros’s Antifa outreach ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5314 "2026-07-26T04:32:38Z")
🎶 I Ken Kesey clearly now, the rain is gone.🎶 ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2026, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5315 "2026-07-27T06:51:07Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > When ALL the Partridges gathered for a family reunion, things got out of hand. This is my favorite. but it was not an easy choice. There were some really good runners up, though. Knowed Out, Spoons, and DrDeth were close. Have at it Kent\_Clark. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2026, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5316 "2026-07-27T22:24:43Z")
From hippies to hippos [![](https://thenationaldesk.com/resources/media2/original/full/1600/center/80/8e28cc11-6a38-4747-8f50-97bf44017158-FritztheHippo.jpeg) ](https://thenationaldesk.com/resources/media2/original/full/1600/center/80/8e28cc11-6a38-4747-8f50-97bf44017158-FritztheHippo.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5317 "2026-07-28T04:00:11Z")
After seeing this pic- Walt considered getting live Hippos for his Jungle Cruise attraction, until certain drawbacks- like multiple guest deaths- were pointed out to him. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5318 "2026-07-28T11:56:38Z")
Baby hippos are trained to be bowling ball chutes. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5319 "2026-07-28T17:24:04Z")
Little John is alarmed by the approach of Dumbo, the Flying Elephant. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5320 "2026-07-28T20:36:10Z")
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