# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 267
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5321 "2026-07-28T20:45:08Z")
I WANT COCAINE! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5322 "2026-07-28T20:46:57Z")
“Where are the teats on this thing?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5323 "2026-07-28T21:59:38Z")
“I’M A HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5324 "2026-07-29T02:02:53Z")
And @Knowed_Out rolls a strike for the most off the wall interpretation. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Baby hippos are trained to be bowling ball chutes. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5325 "2026-07-29T13:20:26Z")
From Reddit > **[Reddit - Please wait for verification](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fcaption-this-v0-q7jvvekqgadh1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D3a6fe228cb452c107078515f5c209bcc9f435270)** Image didn’t carry over, but at least the link works. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5326 "2026-07-29T15:10:07Z")
“Spare tire? Which one?” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5327 "2026-07-29T17:13:48Z")
The beginnings of a new competition: World’s Strongest Redneck Woman. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5328 "2026-07-29T22:27:13Z")
CrossFit with your Crosstrek. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5329 "2026-07-30T09:56:20Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “Spare tire? Which one?” @Lumpy wins this heavily contested round. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5330 "2026-07-30T16:36:54Z")
[![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/76/26/0b/76260be2c91358c1d2b1b8812fb82276.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/76/26/0b/76260be2c91358c1d2b1b8812fb82276.jpg) My caption (ineligible for the win): “Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? Thassa’ Democrat lie!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5331 "2026-07-30T16:51:50Z")
Who needs a bottle opener? I’ve got teeth left! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5332 "2026-07-30T17:08:19Z")
Your Airbnb hosts await your arrival. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5333 "2026-07-30T17:35:38Z")
In these parts, Fathers Day is…complicated. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5334 "2026-07-30T19:05:48Z")
Florida Man and his (clears throat) “sidekick”. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5335 "2026-07-31T20:37:37Z")
For her next tattoo she is considering to make it a picture of Lumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5336 "2026-08-01T03:34:16Z")
All gold, but the creme was > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > In these parts, Fathers Day is…complicated. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5337 "2026-08-01T17:24:33Z")
Thanks! [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhDv1mCsGhKAutyQ2a6tR5fAdxJF3ZFQw1Wht52p_5tTk0-nTrZ0e5F43L&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhDv1mCsGhKAutyQ2a6tR5fAdxJF3ZFQw1Wht52p_5tTk0-nTrZ0e5F43L&s=10) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5338 "2026-08-01T17:40:09Z")
“I don’t know how I’m gonna get this back into the nest…” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5339 "2026-08-01T17:40:53Z")
“Somehow, I expected the magic bean to be smaller.” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5340 "2026-08-01T18:18:55Z")
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