# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 268
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5341 "2026-08-01T19:06:38Z")
The groundskeeper REALLY hated it when the Stone Giants played golf. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5342 "2026-08-02T00:07:35Z")
And this is from my visit to Petrified Balloon National Park ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5343 "2026-08-02T02:37:45Z")
Malcolm was determined to clean up at the National Marbles Championship. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5344 "2026-08-02T13:28:37Z")
Last time I ever ask a genie for balls of steel… ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5345 "2026-08-03T17:46:37Z")
The Winner… > [@needscoffee](#): > > “I don’t know how I’m gonna get this back into the nest…” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5346 "2026-08-08T02:53:31Z")
Oh, geez, I just saw this! Sorry for the delay, I’ll go grab a photo… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5347 "2026-08-08T02:59:57Z")
[![](https://i.imgur.com/9Prl2eu.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/9Prl2eu.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5348 "2026-08-08T15:18:23Z")
After composing “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy”, Bob was convinced he could never show his face in public (or anywhere else) again. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5349 "2026-08-08T16:01:36Z")
Background dancer from[_Rockit_](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY&list=RDGHhD4PD75zY&start_radio=1&pp=ygUHUm9jayBpdKAHAQ%3D%3D)relaxing at home ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5350 "2026-08-08T17:14:30Z")
The couch Mimic found a satisfying meal in the unwary Bard. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5351 "2026-08-08T20:04:28Z")
Sunday morning in the Vance household. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2026, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5352 "2026-08-08T21:37:06Z")
The answer to the thread [When will The Simpsons end?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-the-simpsons-end/1032196/61) as the now 16-year old Bart falls victim to the final couch gag.. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2026, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5353 "2026-08-09T03:01:15Z")
The couch potato sprouts ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2026, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5354 "2026-08-09T03:05:40Z")
I’ll have what he’s having. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2026, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5355 "2026-08-09T03:17:53Z")
Remember: never try couch-surfing on a full stomach. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2026, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5356 "2026-08-09T06:04:25Z")
JD 69. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5357 "2026-08-09T15:20:59Z")
I’m going to give it to @Kent_Clark for > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > The answer to the thread [When will The Simpsons end?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-will-the-simpsons-end/1032196/61) as the now 16-year old Bart falls victim to the final couch gag. But honestly, I thought all the answers were equally funny! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5358 "2026-08-10T00:41:06Z")
Guitar to guitar [![](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5012782318.5753/fposter,small,wall_texture,square_product,600x600.jpg) ](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5012782318.5753/fposter,small,wall_texture,square_product,600x600.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5359 "2026-08-10T00:45:34Z")
I am playing a Drow Witch/Bard multiclass, who plays Guitar! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5360 "2026-08-10T17:47:25Z")
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