# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5361 "2026-08-11T00:58:01Z")
@DrDeth takes the hand for stringing all of that together. > [@DrDeth](#): > > I am playing a Drow Witch/Bard multiclass, who plays Guitar! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5362 "2026-08-11T03:52:36Z")
Thanks [![](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/AnEVzgzQVGBABw_s_0SOp3pDYo4=/1500x928/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a27_526606232/original.jpg) ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/AnEVzgzQVGBABw_s_0SOp3pDYo4=/1500x928/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a27_526606232/original.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5363 "2026-08-11T16:29:53Z")
A Krell monster hits the protective force field. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5364 "2026-08-11T16:31:40Z")
Before Tom had cataract surgery, he noticed he needed brighter light for reading. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5365 "2026-08-11T16:42:12Z")
Bob solved the conundrum of “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5366 "2026-08-11T17:01:51Z")
_You got me tied down in a Faraday Cage_ _50 foot long and a two-ton sparkler_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5367 "2026-08-11T18:52:41Z")
Igor updates his resume. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5368 "2026-08-11T20:22:13Z")
Edgar Allan Poe’s new novel _promised_ ‘spine-tingling suspense’, but Jerry wanted to make sure of it. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5369 "2026-08-12T00:13:35Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > _You got me tied down in a Faraday Cage_ > _50 foot long and a two-ton sparkler_ Winner! Please pick the new strange illustration that needs a (funny) caption. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5370 "2026-08-12T01:10:10Z")
Really? That was a wild shot from mid-court. Here we go [![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-01/14/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-06/sub-buzz-2974-1547492215-5.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-01/14/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-06/sub-buzz-2974-1547492215-5.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5371 "2026-08-12T01:29:55Z")
At the Peruvian Film Festival, Llama Borghini gets in line for an evening of fine entertainment. ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5372 "2026-08-12T01:47:54Z")
I’m not a drama llama, please don’t notice me, just an ordinary llama out shopping, hum-de-dum. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5373 "2026-08-12T14:41:20Z")
Car to pick up Mr. Llama! Mr Llama! Pick up! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5374 "2026-08-12T16:12:48Z")
And then Buc-ee’s filed a trademark infringement suit. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5375 "2026-08-12T16:26:54Z")
I used to live within spitting distance of here, did you know that? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5376 "2026-08-13T11:49:07Z")
> [@Ponderoid](#): > > I’m not a drama llama, please don’t notice me, just an ordinary llama out shopping, hum-de-dum. Are you from A-llama-bama? Take it away @Ponderoid ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5377 "2026-08-14T02:29:24Z")
Oh, I won! Wow. I thought Kent\_Clark deserved it. Hmm… okay, how about this one: [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Chien_volant_badminton.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Chien_volant_badminton.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5378 "2026-08-14T02:39:46Z")
(I’ll take the easy one) OK, I caught the birdie. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5379 "2026-08-14T05:35:05Z")
The shuttlecock method of preventing dog butt sniffing ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5380 "2026-08-14T05:44:14Z")
The other dogs think they’re about to get their butts sniffed, but Luna always was an incorrigible practical joker. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=268) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=270)