# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/521 "2024-08-24T23:26:48Z")
“Stellaaaaaaaaa!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/522 "2024-08-25T01:08:12Z")
“I’m from uh, GrubHub, and I have that uh, cat food order for you.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/523 "2024-08-25T06:23:51Z")
When I hold my head up like this sometimes the really stupid ones think I’m the pope and let me in. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/524 "2024-08-25T06:41:24Z")
‘Hello? We’ve got a leak in our boiler. We need a plumber…and make it snappy!’ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/525 "2024-08-25T06:47:43Z")
“They weren’t impressed by me bringing a _mouse_ into the house, but maybe if I went a bit bigger…?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/526 "2024-08-25T10:23:34Z")
“Hello, I’d like to talk to you about God’s plan for the end of the world…” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/527 "2024-08-25T15:33:54Z")
Theirs was a love that was never meant to be. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/528 "2024-08-26T00:59:47Z")
@Bicycle_Bill gets it. That’s an insurance agent that will truly talk your head off. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/529 "2024-08-26T01:43:36Z")
Thank you. Well, it’s that time of the year again, so let’s see what we can do with this … [![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJtko_23znF3GNKvWHZigrAQGHnaOaG-BmSPBfh0kHMosKp5sTXNHOb5plHvQIPwPhDc7pRYuV1NsY61NOkuZN9DMhn25u8fchM3_Yj4oSqGNasf0IlbkX9jjXX7AKaBrgcaBKfQ/s1600/backtocollege_bits.jpg) ](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJtko_23znF3GNKvWHZigrAQGHnaOaG-BmSPBfh0kHMosKp5sTXNHOb5plHvQIPwPhDc7pRYuV1NsY61NOkuZN9DMhn25u8fchM3_Yj4oSqGNasf0IlbkX9jjXX7AKaBrgcaBKfQ/s1600/backtocollege_bits.jpg) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/530 "2024-08-26T01:58:10Z")
The ‘2 girls 1 cup’ team stock up for the disturbing sequel. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/531 "2024-08-26T03:09:42Z")
Looks like there’s still room for Jello. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/532 "2024-08-26T04:14:53Z")
At least there’s one thing that jiggles that you’ll be able to touch at your first frat party… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/533 "2024-08-26T04:51:00Z")
“Red Solo cups? Right here. Booze and beer is in Aisle 4. Chips and other snacks are in Aisle 3. Oh, and condoms are in the Pharmacy Department.” “Hey, thanks. But what about the Jello?” “Use your imagination.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/534 "2024-08-26T04:52:45Z")
Ping pong balls are sold out _again_? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/535 "2024-08-26T05:38:07Z")
“When I said I needed study materials for the bar exam, this wasn’t what I had in mind!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/536 "2024-08-26T10:50:22Z")
“They said they sold shooters. I thought they meant the gun kind.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/537 "2024-08-27T05:13:57Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Ping pong balls are sold out _again_?? To be honest, my thoughts also went to beer pong rather than jello shots. @Elmer_J.Fudd, it’s yours. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/538 "2024-08-27T05:24:47Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.johnfry.com/pages/JackintheBox680222.jpg) ](https://www.johnfry.com/pages/JackintheBox680222.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/539 "2024-08-27T05:43:32Z")
Patricia thought that Bonus Bob was a tall cold drink. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/540 "2024-08-27T05:44:28Z")
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