# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 270
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5381 "2026-08-14T05:59:58Z")
Bessie wasn’t too thrilled with how her rhinoplasty had gone. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5382 "2026-08-14T06:04:37Z")
“I like to take her duck hunting. She’s a great bird dog.” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5383 "2026-08-14T18:09:42Z")
" I caught the birdie, I caught the birdie- ooops" ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5384 "2026-08-14T19:05:19Z")
After extensive test trials, the streamlining was deemed to be a total failure. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5385 "2026-08-14T19:14:49Z")
Rover’s owner kinda half-assed it for the Canine Halloween Party. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5386 "2026-08-14T19:41:42Z")
Presenting the Best in Show: a beautiful pedigree Shuttlecocker Spaniel. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5387 "2026-08-14T22:06:21Z")
Bruce the Bat Dog was a big hit with baseball fans, so the Badminton World Federation thought, “What could go wrong?” ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5388 "2026-08-15T06:48:12Z")
It’s @needscoffee by a nose, barely edging out Ferris. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2026, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5389 "2026-08-16T02:53:37Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/UOE4aK7.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/UOE4aK7.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2026, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5390 "2026-08-16T05:08:05Z")
The new (pat pending) “Brainsucker got all the info they needed, but sadly it was a bit too obvious” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5391 "2026-08-16T14:01:32Z")
The bandwidth needed for direct brain interfaces proved challenging ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5392 "2026-08-17T01:47:56Z")
Bob’s bridge partner told him if he bids no-trump ONE MORE TIME he’s outta there. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5393 "2026-08-17T03:01:11Z")
RFK Jr trying out his next health decree at a lunch meeting with his subordinates. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5394 "2026-08-17T05:18:37Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Bob’s bridge partner told him if he bids no-trump ONE MORE TIME he’s outta there @Kent_Clark is the winner! @billy-jack is in 2nd place. Nice captions! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5395 "2026-08-17T17:14:13Z")
Okay, who’s in? [![](https://cdn.displate.com/artwork/270x380/2024-05-17/f9a4c517b48e648b8493507fe3a0cee2_57744f198fbb10025006690618a198da.jpg) ](https://cdn.displate.com/artwork/270x380/2024-05-17/f9a4c517b48e648b8493507fe3a0cee2_57744f198fbb10025006690618a198da.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5396 "2026-08-17T17:32:22Z")
I’m in for a couple of bucks! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5397 "2026-08-17T18:26:06Z")
It’s game night! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5398 "2026-08-17T18:34:29Z")
The Elks club had a very different poker night. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2026, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5399 "2026-08-17T18:56:13Z")
“You lie! Two pair does not beat three of a kind!” “No, but four claws do.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2026, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5400 "2026-08-18T00:46:20Z")
Going all in with a 7-2 off-suit, Eric was about to pull off the bluff of his life. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=269) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=271)