# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 271
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2026, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5401 "2026-08-18T01:33:16Z")
Duck to Bunny: “Let the carnivore win.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5402 "2026-08-19T01:06:03Z")
In the battle of the titled ones @Dr.Winston_OBoogie narrowly edges out @DrDeth for the pun. > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > I’m in for a couple of bucks! Boogie on Doctor ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5403 "2026-08-19T01:46:52Z")
Thank you! Let’s try this… [![](https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2016/10/Group-Selfie-1-of-1-copy.jpg) ](https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/10/2016/10/Group-Selfie-1-of-1-copy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5404 "2026-08-19T01:49:00Z")
Curly was always the female favorite of the Stooges. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5405 "2026-08-19T01:50:58Z")
Auditions for the rebooted version of “Kojak,” featuring a woman in the title role, were interesting, to say the least. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5406 "2026-08-19T02:15:15Z")
The Star Trek fan convention following the release of “Star Trek The Motion Picture”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5407 "2026-08-19T15:06:27Z")
Bald is beautiful. Just ask these cancer patients. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5408 "2026-08-19T22:22:50Z")
The women of the local electricians union say “Hi Everyone”. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5409 "2026-08-19T22:25:25Z")
The last thing Chris Rock saw before being kicked to death. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5410 "2026-08-20T01:57:54Z")
Elmer J. Fudd, Esq. squeeks in for the win! > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The last thing Chris Rock saw before being kicked to death ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5411 "2026-08-20T02:26:44Z")
Thanks! [![](https://legionofandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nancy-panel-w-details.jpg) ](https://legionofandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/nancy-panel-w-details.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5412 "2026-08-20T02:37:22Z")
As the only one immune to the aliens’ sleep ray, it fell to Nancy to stop the invasion. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5413 "2026-08-20T03:48:01Z")
Nobody seemed to notice Nancy had forgotten to wear a skirt that day. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5414 "2026-08-20T05:12:24Z")
“Aunt Fritzi, Sluggo got into the hospital’s ether supply again!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5415 "2026-08-20T05:14:20Z")
“Looks like Ernie Bushmiller’s on vacation again!” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5416 "2026-08-20T12:45:54Z")
Old school “fentanyl fold”, or, as it was known back in the day, the “laudanum slumber”. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5417 "2026-08-21T01:53:25Z")
As she looked around, Nancy realized that Pussy Galore’s Flying Circus had struck again and Goldfinger would be there soon. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5418 "2026-08-21T04:15:12Z")
Nancy sees how so many many people are done with Trump and hopes that it will carry forward to election day. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5419 "2026-08-21T15:02:52Z")
“Sluggo ambushed the coffee delivery truck again!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5420 "2026-08-21T16:44:39Z")
The winner… > [@needscoffee](#): > > Looks like Ernie Bushmiller’s on vacation again!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=270) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=272)