# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 272
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5421 "2026-08-21T18:25:21Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/lQK0lIX.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/lQK0lIX.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5422 "2026-08-21T18:32:24Z")
“Jump Good”. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5423 "2026-08-21T20:17:21Z")
The Australian mixed doubles trampoline team practicing for the 2028 Olympics. Wait until you see their mixed doubles chess team. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5424 "2026-08-21T20:21:43Z")
“So, Skip, how’re you finding the new trampoline testing job, mate?” “Well, it has its ups and downs, I guess.” (Sorry, someone had to do it) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5425 "2026-08-21T21:37:39Z")
When people got bored with Kangaroo Boxing, things got…weird. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5426 "2026-08-21T22:54:36Z")
Okay, hold my beer, and watch this! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2026, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5427 "2026-08-22T00:34:24Z")
Kangaroo: “Okay, you can jump as high as me; now let’s see you box, wise guy!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2026, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5428 "2026-08-22T02:58:52Z")
A shelved IHop campaign ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2026, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5429 "2026-08-22T22:19:03Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Kangaroo: “Okay, you can jump as high as me; now let’s see you box, wise guy!”  All yours, @Kent_Clark! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5430 "2026-08-23T00:13:13Z")
Let’s try something different. [![](https://cfb.unh.edu/phycokey/Choices/Amoebae_Flagellates_Ciliates/Amoebae/testate/Arcella/Arcella_03_600x450_dentata.jpg) ](https://cfb.unh.edu/phycokey/Choices/Amoebae_Flagellates_Ciliates/Amoebae/testate/Arcella/Arcella_03_600x450_dentata.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5431 "2026-08-23T00:26:15Z")
Gugck the Eleven embarked on its quest to conquer the earth, not realizing it was the size of an amoeba. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5432 "2026-08-23T04:05:33Z")
“Yes, I’m a decapod… _ladies._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5433 "2026-08-23T05:06:14Z")
“Amoeba dumb, but I’m not crazy.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5434 "2026-08-23T08:44:12Z")
Life Savers have evolved protective anti-swallowing spikes ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5435 "2026-08-23T14:51:55Z")
“Erm… well, the _good_ news is that you’re not pregnant…” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2026, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5436 "2026-08-23T18:50:52Z")
Unicellular traction ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5437 "2026-08-24T00:10:53Z")
@DrDeth tells a good story! Take it away. > [@DrDeth](#): > > Gugck the Eleven embarked on its quest to conquer the earth, not realizing it was the size of an amoeba. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2026, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5438 "2026-08-24T04:14:03Z")
thanks, working on it ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2026, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5439 "2026-08-24T04:22:28Z")
[![](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/cvxkyVJOs3T83VaukiUIgnrTbVE=/1500x962/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a11_515466914/original.jpg) ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/cvxkyVJOs3T83VaukiUIgnrTbVE=/1500x962/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a11_515466914/original.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2026, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5440 "2026-08-24T07:33:15Z")
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