# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 273
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2026, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5441 "2026-08-24T21:38:39Z")
Hermann der Luftwaffe Bug ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2026, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5442 "2026-08-24T22:03:26Z")
The ‘secret weapon’ of the Schlägerauto was actually making the Joker look like a serious citizen. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5443 "2026-08-25T00:10:35Z")
The new Tesla go-cart. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2026, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5444 "2026-08-25T17:38:48Z")
Winner! Your turn. ( that photo was not a good choice on my part, sorry) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5445 "2026-08-26T01:22:03Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > The new Tesla go-cart. Sorry- I mean Buck, you are a winner, and a free Ion Sucker awaits you at Asteroid Al’s bar. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5446 "2026-08-26T01:27:13Z")
Assuming you meant me… [![](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/G8rEzDYeEb3epA2xhvJuJD.jpg) ](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/G8rEzDYeEb3epA2xhvJuJD.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5447 "2026-08-26T01:29:07Z")
The Dance of the Sugar Plum …bugs. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5448 "2026-08-26T01:50:18Z")
Whoever greenlighted the “Insect Follies of 1972” film must have been smoking some really great stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5449 "2026-08-26T02:03:08Z")
I’m not a fan of Baz Luhrmann’s remake of _Microcosmos._ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5450 "2026-08-26T02:25:16Z")
🎵 "Hello! my baby, Hello! my Honey, Hello! my ragtime gal!" 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5451 "2026-08-26T02:49:04Z")
“Here we come on the run with a burger on a bun…” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5452 "2026-08-26T05:12:26Z")
It’s safer to duplicate the taxiing signal for ‘normal stop’ when you’re trying to land an Atlas Moth. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5453 "2026-08-26T05:24:23Z")
The inspiration for the Village People’s most famous hit is stranger than you think. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5454 "2026-08-26T12:16:41Z")
Praying mantises lure their victims with Bette Davis Eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5455 "2026-08-27T04:47:31Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > I’m not a fan of Baz Luhrmann’s remake of _Microcosmos._ I think I’ll go with this one. You’re next Elmer. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5456 "2026-08-27T05:05:49Z")
Thanks! [![](https://aiptcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/monsters-marvel-2-1.jpg) ](https://aiptcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/monsters-marvel-2-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5457 "2026-08-27T06:00:41Z")
Paul was beginning to realise that door to door salespeople were slightly more persistent in Gotham City. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5458 "2026-08-27T11:10:12Z")
“Hey, you got an attractive female in there I can carry to the top of the building?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5459 "2026-08-27T15:10:49Z")
“Help! Let me in! Hurry! There are MONSTERS out here!” (not in play: there really are– see the full two-cover version for a better look at the creatures off to the left: [https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRw4sCENX5n-8xzMQT-55EowDr0Tk9-5y5mNrZcoCX2UlHS3\_o-](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRw4sCENX5n-8xzMQT-55EowDr0Tk9-5y5mNrZcoCX2UlHS3_o-)) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5460 "2026-08-27T18:50:52Z")
The Inedible Bulk was hoping that the Madison Ave pitchman could come up with a better name. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=272) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=274)