# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 275
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5481 "2026-09-02T02:16:38Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “This isn’t what I meant when I said I was looking for pot and some pussy.”  Gotta give it to @Elmer_J.Fudd! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5482 "2026-09-02T02:28:59Z")
Thanks! [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/weird-creepy-photos-1-5fad09ef88e7b__700.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/weird-creepy-photos-1-5fad09ef88e7b__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5483 "2026-09-02T02:30:23Z")
“Folks, I heard that somewhere, there’s a radio station that could really use us.” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5484 "2026-09-02T02:57:57Z")
The vegan version of eating a live octopus. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5485 "2026-09-02T03:30:40Z")
Grandpa’s fixin’ to get rid of his computer bugs. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5486 "2026-09-02T03:48:43Z")
Granddad _used to_ have a fly problem. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5487 "2026-09-02T05:30:14Z")
Waiter, bring me a salad, and make it snappy! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5488 "2026-09-02T11:56:14Z")
Four dozen little mouths simultaneously say “Feed me Seymour!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5489 "2026-09-03T02:20:27Z")
“In former Soviet Union, dinner eats YOU!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5490 "2026-09-03T17:11:01Z")
The winner… > [@needscoffee](#): > > Grandpa’s fixin’ to get rid of his computer bugs. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5491 "2026-09-03T17:37:12Z")
Thanks! I hope I haven’t used this one already: [![](https://i.imgur.com/2aWlGG1.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/2aWlGG1.png) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5492 "2026-09-03T17:46:05Z")
“Okay, I admit it… the horns are fake”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5493 "2026-09-03T17:56:20Z")
Trump’s inspiration for his wig ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5494 "2026-09-03T19:41:09Z")
Ferdinand strongly disagreed with Bob saying “No bull!”. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5495 "2026-09-03T23:30:48Z")
Head of the line to sue Trump for trademark infringement. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5496 "2026-09-03T23:32:30Z")
How does it even stand with those tiny hooves? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5497 "2026-09-04T19:22:44Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > How does it even stand with those tiny hooves?  This cracked me up! All yours, @Elmer_J.Fudd! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5498 "2026-09-04T19:53:01Z")
Thanks! [![](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/025mexpulp.jpg) ](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/025mexpulp.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5499 "2026-09-04T19:59:31Z")
SNLs “Killer Bees” crossover with "The X Files’ was not a success. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5500 "2026-09-04T20:06:15Z")
Artwork for a poster advertising a B-picture. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=274) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=276)