# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 276
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5501 "2026-09-04T23:58:05Z")
“Confound it! And me without my EpiPen!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5502 "2026-09-05T05:04:47Z")
Phil quickly regretted his opening cheery greeting of “Hey, honey! Are we goin’ to mis_bee_have?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5503 "2026-09-05T17:46:52Z")
Priscilla refused to believe Elvis’ story and their marriage broke up soon after ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2026, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5504 "2026-09-06T17:39:37Z")
The winner… > [@Spoons](#): > > Artwork for a poster advertising a B-picture. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2026, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5505 "2026-09-06T18:00:18Z")
Thanks, **Elmer**! Okay, here’s our next picture: [![](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/strange-inventions-tyre-swimming-aid.jpg) ](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/strange-inventions-tyre-swimming-aid.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5506 "2026-09-06T18:02:12Z")
New try outs for the live action Michelin man role. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5507 "2026-09-06T18:06:16Z")
Despite his impressive balloon animal skills, this was the last birthday party that the Jones family employed Kinko the Clown. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2026, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5508 "2026-09-06T21:51:23Z")
The Dunkenberry Swim Club models their design for lightweight life preservers, in this photo taken shortly before they all drowned. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5509 "2026-09-07T00:50:11Z")
Bondage Club: it’s not just for dungeons! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5510 "2026-09-07T12:51:06Z")
When vegetarian diets made sausage sales plummet, they were temporarily repurposed as life jackets. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5511 "2026-09-07T18:16:52Z")
@DrDeth takes this one, for this: > [@DrDeth](#): > > New try outs for the live action Michelin man role. All yours, **DrDeth**! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5512 "2026-09-07T19:27:50Z")
Thanks! [![](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/1eA-sK0FmqfPPWAOlMUYGRTS_KE=/1500x1134/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a32_515448704/original.jpg) ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/1eA-sK0FmqfPPWAOlMUYGRTS_KE=/1500x1134/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a32_515448704/original.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5513 "2026-09-07T19:46:48Z")
Unreleased **Devo** album cover. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5514 "2026-09-07T21:09:30Z")
After this TWA changed its nose-cone order process to just-in-time delivery. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5515 "2026-09-07T22:25:16Z")
I’d tell Jones his head isn’t screwed on straight, but he might misunderstand. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5516 "2026-09-08T00:40:35Z")
Spend all afternoon under the hairdryer at the beauty shop, or go about your busy day? Now, you can do both! Get the new FAA-approved portable Dry-As-You-Go! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5517 "2026-09-08T00:44:33Z")
When the company bigwigs tried to travel incognito. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5518 "2026-09-08T02:23:03Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Spend all afternoon under the hairdryer at the beauty shop, or go about your busy day? Now, you can do both! Get the new FAA-approved portable Dry-As-You-Go! D’oh! Changing this to “Dry-As-You-Fly!” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5519 "2026-09-08T23:56:11Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > D’oh! Changing this to “Dry-As-You-Fly!” Either version is a win. Your turn ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5520 "2026-09-10T02:52:09Z")
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