# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 277
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5521 "2026-09-10T03:46:40Z")
Clifford! Stop chasing seagulls! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5522 "2026-09-10T04:30:04Z")
Those damn Young Earth Creationists are at it again. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5523 "2026-09-10T14:09:58Z")
Having been discovered as hoaxers, the crop circle engineers moved to dinosaur footprints. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5524 "2026-09-10T14:40:13Z")
The Dinodoodle was a step too far… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5525 "2026-09-10T14:44:38Z")
Is Bambi under there somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5526 "2026-09-10T20:53:46Z")
Oh my God. I’m back. I’m home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5527 "2026-09-10T21:07:38Z")
Has anyone seen Rover? This is the second time this week that he broke his chain. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2026, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5528 "2026-09-11T05:38:35Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The Dinodoodle was a step too far… It was a very close call, but I’m giving it to @Elmer_J.Fudd for inventing a Dinodoodle. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2026, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5529 "2026-09-11T14:03:33Z")
Thanks! [![](https://nebushumor.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/60sp_pest-of-the-pecos.jpg) ](https://nebushumor.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/60sp_pest-of-the-pecos.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2026, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5530 "2026-09-11T14:09:25Z")
“We warned you about the effects of eating too much watermelon”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2026, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5531 "2026-09-11T14:50:52Z")
You ate so much spinach the Pepto-Bismol passed right through you! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2026, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5532 "2026-09-11T21:44:38Z")
“You can’t open a watermelon by squeezing it like you do a can of spinach!” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5533 "2026-09-13T20:28:55Z")
He’s a watermelon thief. String him up. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2026, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5534 "2026-09-13T22:43:59Z")
The winner… > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “You can’t open a watermelon by squeezing it like you do a can of spinach!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5535 "2026-09-14T00:42:49Z")
From Popeye vs. watermelon to. . .? [![](https://i0.wp.com/gwthomas.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/topper-4.jpg) ](https://i0.wp.com/gwthomas.org/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/topper-4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5536 "2026-09-14T00:59:02Z")
Jack didn’t know that the beanstalk wouldn’t react kindly to being climbed. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5537 "2026-09-14T01:38:38Z")
Ragnar the Red, the Ranger, found out that his handaxe was not an effective weapons vs a Blightwalker. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5538 "2026-09-14T04:47:54Z")
Valdar is the new Thelea World Champion in the one-on-one sport of Tree Pruning. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5539 "2026-09-14T11:41:23Z")
After Desantis discontinued federal funding of Florida’s parks, residents had to resort to their “stand your ground” arsenals to deal with the rampant fauna growth. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5540 "2026-09-14T13:36:03Z")
Edgar Rice Burroughs’ tales of an orphaned nobleman raised by arborists are barely remembered today. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=276) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=278)