# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 278
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5541 "2026-09-14T17:12:56Z")
Entwife porn is definitely a niche genre. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5542 "2026-09-14T21:05:26Z")
Obscure, kinky LOTR caption takes the prize. @Lumpy, it’s yours. > [@Lumpy](#): > > Entwife porn is definitely a niche genre. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5543 "2026-09-14T22:45:07Z")
[![](https://militaryhistoria.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/503e0b3dd6cbfe09f9129f1284f1c92ea449b647.jpeg) ](https://militaryhistoria.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/503e0b3dd6cbfe09f9129f1284f1c92ea449b647.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5544 "2026-09-14T23:07:32Z")
On our new rifles, if you try to rest the end of the stock on your arm while shooting, you can’t do it. Rest it against your your buddy’s crotch instead. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5545 "2026-09-14T23:16:27Z")
The LGM (Little Green Men) find Andy’s stash of toy guns… or are they? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5546 "2026-09-14T23:28:09Z")
The Army recruitment outreach to men with small penises was an outstanding success. ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5547 "2026-09-14T23:41:14Z")
“Alright, the enemy shrink-ray worked on you too, but YOU ARE STILL MARINES! I will teach you to fight as you are, and kick those aliens’ asses! DO YOU HEAR ME?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5548 "2026-09-15T04:13:18Z")
The Overcompensating Brigade ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5549 "2026-09-16T14:34:06Z")
So many great answers but since there can be only one… > [@Ponderoid](#): > > “Alright, the enemy shrink-ray worked on you too, but YOU ARE STILL MARINES! I will teach you to fight as you are, and kick those aliens’ asses! DO YOU HEAR ME?” ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5550 "2026-09-16T15:41:38Z")
[![](https://i.gyazo.com/a50645e53d983250f68af807e4754795.png) ](https://i.gyazo.com/a50645e53d983250f68af807e4754795.png) AI creation. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5551 "2026-09-16T16:02:33Z")
Who’s the weirdo with the guitar? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5552 "2026-09-16T16:49:29Z")
It was a tough crowd, but Mary Sue wowed them. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5553 "2026-09-16T18:40:52Z")
Ensign Moira was advertised as performing for a “monster” crowd. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5554 "2026-09-16T18:50:49Z")
The TOS episode titled “Scheherazade” was a lot more horrifying than this illustration lets on. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5555 "2026-09-16T21:33:39Z")
Linda Rondstadt was all set to do the Halloween Star Trek episode, but walked off when Gene Roddenberry kept insisting they make her uniform shorter and shorter. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5556 "2026-09-16T22:17:30Z")
Star Trek struck. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5557 "2026-09-17T00:13:52Z")
With her regular banshees unavailable, Siouxsie was forced to improvise. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5558 "2026-09-17T01:09:00Z")
“Okay, all together everyone! 🎶 KUM-BAY-YA, my lord, KUM-BAY-YA..” 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2026, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5559 "2026-09-18T02:32:02Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > It was a tough crowd, but Mary Sue wowed them. Lots of good entries, but Lumpy wins for correctly identifying the character trope. WTG 🙂 The character was actually a cosplaying fan at a sci-fi con. It was her _guitar case_ that was supposed to be festooned with fannish stickers, and she’d just led a filk circle in singing [Tom Smith’s “I Had a Shoggoth”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LecGuQE6t44) but the image generator took all the monsters in the song literally. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2026, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5560 "2026-09-18T03:18:12Z")
Thanks @Ponderoid Now for something for folks to ponder: [![](https://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/nuclear-explosion-mushroom-cloud-lamp-2.jpg) ](https://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/nuclear-explosion-mushroom-cloud-lamp-2.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=277) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=279)