# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/541 "2024-08-27T05:55:12Z")
“Seriously, what do you see in that guy?” “He makes me laugh.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/542 "2024-08-27T06:19:44Z")
Bob certainly lived up to his dating profile, which promised he was over six feet tall with big eyes, all his own hair and a great smile. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/543 "2024-08-27T06:57:57Z")
As Sandra blew harder, the yellow condom started to inflate. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/544 "2024-08-27T07:26:15Z")
Sandra mistook her lipstick for Gorilla Glue. What was supposed to be a joke photo turned into three days of EMTs, Fire and Rescue personnel, and a never-before-heard-of solvent whipped up by a chemistry professor at UCLA. Not to mention the lawsuit Clownburger filed for three days’ worth of lost revenue from its drive-thru. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/545 "2024-08-27T09:24:47Z")
" I love a man in uniform." ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/546 "2024-08-27T09:29:17Z")
This why you should never go to a back alley optometrist. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/547 "2024-08-27T09:34:14Z")
A split second later, Sondra realized she had been tricked as she began to transform. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/548 "2024-08-27T15:01:12Z")
Moments later Shelley was arrested for "Hi, Jack!"ing. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/549 "2024-08-27T15:07:51Z")
It’s prices like these that kept pennies in circulation. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/550 "2024-08-27T18:40:32Z")
“Unlike my husband, he actually takes orders.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/551 "2024-08-27T21:59:17Z")
Who knew that teenage prank would eventually become true love. [![](https://www.nrn.com/sites/nrn.com/files/styles/article_featured_retina/public/uploads/2016/09/img1387.jpg?itok=hHs4xhpz) ](https://www.nrn.com/sites/nrn.com/files/styles/article_featured_retina/public/uploads/2016/09/img1387.jpg?itok=hHs4xhpz) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/552 "2024-08-28T02:32:41Z")
Her kiss turned him into a real boy ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/553 "2024-08-28T04:00:16Z")
The winner! > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Unlike my husband, he actually takes orders.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/554 "2024-08-28T10:48:50Z")
Thanks Elmer. I struggled with that one. Speaking of struggling… [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/26-65c9c90528820-jpeg__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/26-65c9c90528820-jpeg__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/555 "2024-08-28T13:27:49Z")
Don’t tell the photographer what we did with Daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/556 "2024-08-28T13:55:49Z")
It’s true. Make a face long enough; it _will_ stay that way. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/557 "2024-08-28T13:58:47Z")
They took the Momo Challenge… and won ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/558 "2024-08-28T14:17:16Z")
Anything to make JD Vance happy… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/559 "2024-08-28T14:18:50Z")
One of us…one of us… ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/560 "2024-08-28T14:36:43Z")
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