# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 280
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5581 "2026-09-21T15:13:46Z")
Ready for the ultimate challenge? [![](https://thumb.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/A_priest%2C_a_rabbi%2C_a_minister_and_a_duck_walk_into_a_bar.jpg/960px-A_priest%2C_a_rabbi%2C_a_minister_and_a_duck_walk_into_a_bar.jpg?utm_source=en.wikipedia.org&utm_campaign=imageinfo&utm_content=thumbnail) ](https://thumb.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/A_priest%2C_a_rabbi%2C_a_minister_and_a_duck_walk_into_a_bar.jpg/960px-A_priest%2C_a_rabbi%2C_a_minister_and_a_duck_walk_into_a_bar.jpg?utm_source=en.wikipedia.org&utm_campaign=imageinfo&utm_content=thumbnail) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5582 "2026-09-21T15:14:38Z")
“What is this, a joke?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5583 "2026-09-21T16:45:53Z")
“These guys are with me; put it on my bill.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5584 "2026-09-21T16:50:05Z")
“Duck season!” “Rabbi season!” “Duck season!” “Rabbi season!” “Rabbi season!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5585 "2026-09-21T20:13:46Z")
“Hey bartender! My new French friends want to buy something called ‘au vin’!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5586 "2026-09-22T13:02:45Z")
A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The duck doesn’t, because he passes below it. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5587 "2026-09-22T13:13:14Z")
Oh, wow! Look, guys, he’s wiping the glasses with a towel, just like in the movies! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5588 "2026-09-22T20:52:17Z")
In the long history of this thread (Parts 1 and 2) this is the first response that ever made me do a spit take. Granted, I’m not usually drinking anything when I’m on the Boards, but still, I have to give it to the appropriately named @Elmer_J.Fudd > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Duck season!” > “Rabbi season!” > “Duck season!” > “Rabbi season!” > “Rabbi season!” ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5589 "2026-09-22T20:54:44Z")
“Okay guys, on the count of three, we flash him. I know my duck anatomy will impress him the most.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5590 "2026-09-22T22:49:25Z")
Thanks! Sticking with the theme… [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ae/51/33/ae513370909dc895b55eafb75a372e66.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ae/51/33/ae513370909dc895b55eafb75a372e66.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5591 "2026-09-22T22:52:09Z")
"Jessica _Rabbit_, huh? Well **I** happen to know that your maiden name was… _ **Duck** _! ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5592 "2026-09-23T03:04:37Z")
Oh, dammit I missed it by _that_ much. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5593 "2026-09-23T03:15:24Z")
“I said $100 a day, plus expenses. I submitted receipts! Yeah, you paid my daily fee, but you still owe me for expenses!” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5594 "2026-09-23T03:17:02Z")
Last night was great. This morning the lab tests were…despicable. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5595 "2026-09-23T15:00:10Z")
“I athure you madam, I am keeping abreatht of the thituathion!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5596 "2026-09-24T05:29:14Z")
The winner… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “I athure you madam, I am keeping abreatht of the thituathion!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5597 "2026-09-24T05:57:01Z")
Outthtanding! [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/28/a3/a928a3cda9c03cae5ee48b73ff43dd3a.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/28/a3/a928a3cda9c03cae5ee48b73ff43dd3a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5598 "2026-09-24T14:58:04Z")
Jennifer’s childhood fixation on Ronald McDonald caused problems later in life… ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5599 "2026-09-24T16:36:34Z")
Is it true what they say about men with big feet? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5600 "2026-09-24T16:51:06Z")
Listen, bub! I believed you when you said it was true. Mr. “Hung-Like-A-Hamster”! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=279) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=281)