# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5601 "2026-09-24T16:55:05Z")
🎶 You keep honkin’ that big red nose at me Squirting that fake rose on my dress You’ve been juggling where you shouldn’t have been juggling And now some other circus is gettin’ all your best These boots are made for walkin’… 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5602 "2026-09-24T17:03:44Z")
If the clown looked pissed off instead of scared, we could use the XTC lyrics _If I’m not the sole fool who pulls his trousers down, Then, Dear Madam Barnum, I resign as clown!"_ ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5603 "2026-09-24T18:34:51Z")
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5604 "2026-09-24T20:27:53Z")
“Oh, you want the nipple-twisting in _private_? That’s gonna cost you extra, buddy.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5605 "2026-09-24T20:42:15Z")
“Tell me where you got your shoes! Tell me!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5606 "2026-09-25T01:25:54Z")
Zippo wished Clown College was in a better neighborhood. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5607 "2026-09-25T03:38:48Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > 🎶 You keep honkin’ that big red nose at me > Squirting that fake rose on my dress > You’ve been juggling where you shouldn’t have been juggling > And now some other circus is gettin’ all your best > These boots are made for walkin’… 🎶 Kudos for the Nancy Sinatra sendup @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5608 "2026-09-25T13:35:34Z")
Thanks! [![](https://media.untamedstreet.com/0b555b09-02b2-4961-8fb2-79ce1cd58f39/cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0024/0612/1537/files/IMPORT4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1577881071) ](https://media.untamedstreet.com/0b555b09-02b2-4961-8fb2-79ce1cd58f39/cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0024/0612/1537/files/IMPORT4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1577881071) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5609 "2026-09-25T14:15:19Z")
“Lawn darts are for wimps”. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5610 "2026-09-25T19:03:41Z")
I shot an arrow in the air, where it fell…arrrrrgh… ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5611 "2026-09-25T19:18:56Z")
This will never be an Olympic sport since the winner would not be around to accept the gold medal. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2026, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5612 "2026-09-26T21:30:57Z")
_Citius, Altius, Fortius. . . Stupidus_ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5613 "2026-09-27T01:58:18Z")
Still waiting for more Patriot missiles, Ukrainian air defences are getting desperate. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5614 "2026-09-27T03:47:09Z")
Suicide by archery never really took off. ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5615 "2026-09-27T13:28:45Z")
I shot an arrow in the air, where it came down I know not where… oh, right. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5616 "2026-09-27T15:28:32Z")
The winner… > [@Ponderoid](#): > > I shot an arrow in the air, where it came down I know not where… oh, right. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5617 "2026-09-27T19:07:42Z")
But what about @DrDeth’s similar entry? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5618 "2026-09-27T19:32:24Z")
You’re right, that almost a duplicate. All your’s @DrDeth. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5619 "2026-09-27T21:43:21Z")
Thanks. [![](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/4IQ0BpCwKUK4xrxah8YYLTDs6F8=/1500x1162/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a29_AP421116054/original.jpg) ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/4IQ0BpCwKUK4xrxah8YYLTDs6F8=/1500x1162/media/img/photo/2018/01/weird-wonderful-photos-from-the-arc/a29_AP421116054/original.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5620 "2026-09-27T22:01:26Z")
Ironically, the only way Bambi could stay at the Disney Grand Resort was if he disguised himself as LeFou’s emotional support animal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=280) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=282)