# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 282
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5621 "2026-09-27T23:39:43Z")
“Well, Albert, I’m thinking… a wallet for you and some thigh-length boots for me!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5622 "2026-09-27T23:59:21Z")
“Remember, if anyone asks, just say ‘woof.’” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5623 "2026-09-28T00:17:36Z")
“What, you’ve never seen an Afghan Hound after a haircut?” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5624 "2026-09-28T00:20:25Z")
“What that fawn needs are some sensible shoes like the rest of us!” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5625 "2026-09-28T00:50:40Z")
Mary could not see at all And drank a lot of beer, Her service dog named McPaul Turned out to be a deer. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5626 "2026-09-28T02:53:33Z")
Young Cruella de Vil is ready for a new handbag. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5627 "2026-09-28T17:55:01Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Ironically, the only way Bambi could stay at the Disney Grand Resort was if he disguised himself as LeFou’s emotional support animal. Winner!! Your turn Doc. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5628 "2026-09-28T18:05:37Z")
Thank you! Personally, I liked the entry from @billy-jack better, but a win’s a win! OK, let’s try… [![](https://i0.wp.com/savingtimeinabottle.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/Iowa-May-2026-5-of-15_Original-scaled.jpeg) ](https://i0.wp.com/savingtimeinabottle.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/Iowa-May-2026-5-of-15_Original-scaled.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5629 "2026-09-28T18:17:22Z")
“Enjoy childhood while it lasts kid!” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5630 "2026-09-28T19:01:23Z")
Rent-an-Ent shrubbery service. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5631 "2026-09-28T21:15:50Z")
Joe the Wood Golem found a novel way to hide his erection. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5632 "2026-09-28T22:28:09Z")
They really should have warned Jim before he left the nursery that they’d sold him a poison oak. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5633 "2026-09-28T22:46:38Z")
My back doesn’t spring as much as when I was young. I need a wheelbarrow. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5634 "2026-09-29T00:37:28Z")
Plant a Tree Day took on a whole new meaning for Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5635 "2026-09-29T01:28:35Z")
“Well, they didn’t carve any pants for me, so I used this tree.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5636 "2026-09-29T04:22:09Z")
Teenage Groot brings his new girlfriend home to meet the family. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2026, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5637 "2026-09-30T04:04:12Z")
We have a winner! > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Rent-an-Ent shrubbery service. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2026, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5638 "2026-09-30T18:14:41Z")
Sorry for the long wait, folks. [![](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/6964ce8e6a3e6_cringe-uncomfortable-strange-pics__700.jpg) ](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/6964ce8e6a3e6_cringe-uncomfortable-strange-pics__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2026, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5639 "2026-09-30T18:55:37Z")
First runner up in the international “waif-fu” contest. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2026, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5640 "2026-09-30T19:26:11Z")
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