# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 283
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2026, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5641 "2026-09-30T21:08:12Z")
Try as her family might, they just can’t contain 'er. ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2026, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5642 "2026-09-30T21:20:46Z")
That’s not what we meant by “giving head”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5643 "2026-10-01T00:09:47Z")
Effing TARRIFFS! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5644 "2026-10-01T02:31:19Z")
Other women in her karate class were content with breaking boards, but Jing-Wa had bigger dreams! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5645 "2026-10-01T03:36:21Z")
Janice’s training regime was steadily building up the strength required to tear the plastic seal off yogurt cartons. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5646 "2026-10-01T22:02:13Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > One of the many strange rituals of the Cargo Cult. I like it! Take it away, **Lumpy**! (FWIW, I also liked the reference in **Ferris** ’ post to opening yogurt containers, since my ladyfriend struggles with those almost daily.) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5647 "2026-10-02T00:23:26Z")
[![](https://www.tasteofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/weirdest-movies.jpg) ](https://www.tasteofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/weirdest-movies.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5648 "2026-10-02T00:31:36Z")
The Smiths house is giving away full sized candy bars! ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5649 "2026-10-02T01:04:13Z")
Over there, behind the tree. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5650 "2026-10-02T05:35:16Z")
A rotund yellow chap, stuffing his face? I believe he went that way, folks. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5651 "2026-10-02T05:45:00Z")
“Auditions for _Beetlejuice_? Right over there.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5652 "2026-10-02T12:19:13Z")
“This is Christmas _Past_. Present is that way.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5653 "2026-10-02T15:32:17Z")
Lewis, Clark and Sacagewea trick or treat the Lakota Nation. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5654 "2026-10-02T16:18:38Z")
A cup of tea is a weird Halloween treat, but, at least, it’s not a rock. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5655 "2026-10-02T22:17:50Z")
Your souls went that way. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5656 "2026-10-03T21:02:42Z")
It was close all around, but I’ve giving it to: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Lewis, Clark and Sacagewea trick or treat the Lakota Nation. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5657 "2026-10-03T21:34:21Z")
Thanks @Lumpy. Now onto other fall activities. [![](https://s.yimg.com/lo/mysterio/api/fc37a35ac0deb3be22872ded07e92df8f5dad40bd7e7aa9592724258afe439f8/lightyear_networkapi/resizefill_w1200%3Bquality_80%3Bformat_webp/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.zenfs.com%2Fen%2Froundtable_sports_san_diego_padres_654%2Fe57b2c92d49067f57c280980463daf1a.jpg) ](https://s.yimg.com/lo/mysterio/api/fc37a35ac0deb3be22872ded07e92df8f5dad40bd7e7aa9592724258afe439f8/lightyear_networkapi/resizefill_w1200%3Bquality_80%3Bformat_webp/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.zenfs.com%2Fen%2Froundtable_sports_san_diego_padres_654%2Fe57b2c92d49067f57c280980463daf1a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5658 "2026-10-04T03:06:44Z")
Why is the umpire reaching for his gun? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5659 "2026-10-04T12:01:17Z")
“Here, let me straighten your tie.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2026, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5660 "2026-10-04T18:25:39Z")
Heated rivals on the baseball field, Miguel and William demonstrate their Pairs Figure Skating routine they’ve been working on in the rink. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=282) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=284)