# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 284
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5661 "2026-10-05T00:38:38Z")
@needscoffee edges out this round for the unintentional shout out to _Heated Rivalry_. Batter up! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5662 "2026-10-05T03:14:46Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > @needscoffee edges out this round for the unintentional shout out to _Heated Rivalry_. Oh, it was very intentional! Here you go: [![](https://i.imgur.com/Z3PnMFM.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/Z3PnMFM.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5663 "2026-10-05T03:42:04Z")
_Gazelle_, a talented Thomson’s gazelle before she became Zootopia’s biggest pop sensation! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5664 "2026-10-05T11:34:01Z")
Gracious! You shouldn’t be taking photographs here in a clothing-optional copse! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5665 "2026-10-05T12:22:10Z")
You like me! You really like me! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5666 "2026-10-05T15:54:15Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > _Gazelle_, a talented Thomson’s gazelle before she became Zootopia’s biggest pop sensation! Ninja’d ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5667 "2026-10-06T06:34:09Z")
“I’m ready for Paris Fashion Week. Check out my beautiful coat!” ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5668 "2026-10-06T06:53:10Z")
Today is “Pretend to be a Praying Mantis Day”. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5669 "2026-10-06T15:39:16Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > You like me! You really like me!   All yours, @Knowed_Out ! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5670 "2026-10-06T21:50:21Z")
Thankyew! [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2026/04/12/multimedia/VTS09-28-26LN/11ST-HOUSTON-ARTCAR-05-mblv-threeByTwoMediumAt2X.jpg?auto=avif&quality=75) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2026/04/12/multimedia/VTS09-28-26LN/11ST-HOUSTON-ARTCAR-05-mblv-threeByTwoMediumAt2X.jpg?auto=avif&quality=75) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5671 "2026-10-06T21:57:16Z")
Working with Bondo should be left to professional body and fender shops. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5672 "2026-10-06T22:56:11Z")
"Excuse me, do you know where the “Bedazzled While You Wait” shop is? ---
**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5673 "2026-10-06T23:13:00Z")
If they had an engine, they would be able to drive it down the street. Until then, sitting in it in the garage works. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5674 "2026-10-07T00:04:06Z")
_With apologies to Charles Miller, et all of War_ "Low rider knows every street, yeah Low rider is the one to meet, yeah _Low rider don’t use no gas now_ Low rider don’t drive too fast" ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5675 "2026-10-07T00:04:30Z")
Maria, Lucy and Sandeep aced their papier-mâché project. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5676 "2026-10-07T06:28:11Z")
Drive by salutings are the urban scourge of girlhood. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5677 "2026-10-07T06:58:26Z")
“Yeah, it looks like it can’t. But it’ll get you there.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5678 "2026-10-08T03:39:25Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Drive by salutings are the urban scourge of girlhood. I was hoping somebody would make it gangsta. Grats @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5679 "2026-10-08T04:52:08Z")
Thanks! [![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71C9jztp5JL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71C9jztp5JL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5680 "2026-10-08T12:29:42Z")
The Master speaks—you will no longer feed me table scraps. I will be eating the main course and leaving you my leftovers this time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=283) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=285)