# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 285

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5681 "2026-10-08T16:10:56Z")

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“That is NOT a properly accredited fugu chef!!”

あれは、正式な資格を持ったフグ調理師ではありません

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5682 "2026-10-08T19:18:40Z")

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No more cheezburgers, I want sushi!

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**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5683 "2026-10-08T19:38:28Z")

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The geishas are not happy to find out that they are working for a cat.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5684 "2026-10-10T03:13:08Z")

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“We told you he can’t work chopsticks without opposable thumbs! You must hand-feed him as always!”

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