# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/561 "2024-08-28T15:21:08Z")
Smile, damn you, smile! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/562 "2024-08-28T15:32:07Z")
đŸŽ¶ That’s the way we all became the Brady Bunch
 đŸŽ¶ \< click
whiirrrr \> [loop]\* repeat command \*[loop] ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/563 "2024-08-28T16:17:30Z")
The Joker’s family photo. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/564 "2024-08-28T21:12:16Z")
On the plus side, my Ghoul-detection camera seemed to be working ok
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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/565 "2024-08-28T21:20:02Z")
I see Overly Attached Girlfriend had her eggs frozen ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/566 "2024-08-28T23:24:00Z")
The ad agency though they could combine pitches for eyeliner and tooth whitening into a single commercial. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/567 "2024-08-29T10:27:59Z")
Too many good ones. I narrowed it down to these two: > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > I see Overly Attached Girlfriend had her eggs frozen > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Anything to make JD Vance happy
 Eenie meenie miney mo, etc. @Elmer_J.Fudd wins! This was another AI generation, based on the the text “Traditional American Family.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/568 "2024-08-29T18:32:13Z")
Some more AI weirdness
 [![](https://images.nightcafe.studio/jobs/wua1OH4Zt9Z2iOZRYMtW/wua1OH4Zt9Z2iOZRYMtW--1--f0ntm.jpg?tr=w-1600,c-at_max) ](https://images.nightcafe.studio/jobs/wua1OH4Zt9Z2iOZRYMtW/wua1OH4Zt9Z2iOZRYMtW--1--f0ntm.jpg?tr=w-1600,c-at_max) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/569 "2024-08-29T18:37:43Z")
Come out, come out, come out, Virginia, don’t let me wait You Catholic girls start much too late ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/570 "2024-08-29T18:55:38Z")
The offspring of Godzilla and Mother Teresa. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/571 "2024-08-29T19:34:53Z")
The holy war against Blefuscu is seldom remembered these days. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/572 "2024-08-29T19:57:58Z")
Nunzilla ravaged the demon city of Shinjuku ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/573 "2024-08-29T21:00:40Z")
“Next time, don’t pray for a big sister!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/574 "2024-08-29T21:21:31Z")
_Bride of God (zilla)_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/575 "2024-08-29T21:27:16Z")
The “reimagining” of _The Sound of Music_ made Maria a more action-oriented character. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/576 "2024-08-29T21:28:19Z")
_Nuns Gone Wild 2: Giant-Size Boogaloo_ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/577 "2024-08-29T22:00:08Z")
Sister Catherine reacted badly to the ‘Liar, Liar! Pants on fire!’ jibe. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/578 "2024-08-29T22:27:47Z")
_Attack of the 50-ft Lizard Nun_ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/579 "2024-08-30T03:30:35Z")
We might as well send up the white smoke, since she really wants to be the first woman pope. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/580 "2024-08-30T05:15:54Z")
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